Read a book. Take a college class. Play Mario Brothers. Take a deuce on your neighbor's lawn...whatever. But watching this movie should be low on your list of making lists about list making. In other words, this is not a good movie. It's not even an average movie. It's a lemon. The laughs? Yeah. There are no laughs. Is it a drama then? Well..no, it's not a drama because there are "comedians" all up in the cast. I mean...Ben Stiller is in it right? He's good for a few laughs correct? WRONG. Ah but then there's Vince Vaughn the fast talking man-child that he is...that's ALWAYS a funny role ain't it? Yeah, not so much...not so much. This is a steaming pile of cult of personality. Nothing more. The jokes are sterile. The deliveries are dialed in...from loooong distance. Everyone is sleep walking or aping themselves from past movies. So, in a sense it's a body snatcher movie. You've seen this before. Uninspired, unfunny, and unoriginal. Yes...there are people that enjoyed it fool! There are people that enjoy Beiber, Spears, and That's My Boy....this...is for them. Not you. Go "Watch" something else.
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