Camel Spiders (2011 TV Movie)
1/10
Camel spiders?
4 April 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Camel spiders? What kind of a name is that, since they don't even look anything like a camel!? The movie is below bad and it's very unfortunate, because it had potential. The background, camera angels and soundtrack were very well made, but man did the story and characters blow the movie to bits and ashes. At one point I started wondering if this movie isn't insulting the viewer's intelligence!?

The basic story is this: a group of US soldiers shoot at some pathetic Middle Eastern guys and the spiders just pop in for a snack. US army doesn't see the spider and the other guys get eaten by them. And now the movie producer weak up our darkest fear: spiders getting in our mouths when we sleep or when we are dead. That's a horrible way to start a movie.

From this point on everything goes from bad to worse, people shoot horizontally and the bullets are pulled down by gravity and fall on the poorly CG generated spiders, characters use stupid dialog lines and this doesn't even resemble a comedy anymore, just a dumb movie with dumb American people (not that far-fetched from reality).

If terrorist would try to fight of the American infidels, they wouldn't need to; they could just stay at home and laugh, on their sofas, watching the news on TV about America being overpopulated by huge insects and all the dumb American people would do is just scream, run, fall and get eaten by spiders – which turns out to be the end of the movie.

In conclusion, spiders only love American dumb meat, because it's easy to catch as pray. I recommend you to skip this one and try to do something useful with 2 hours of your life.
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