I can watch some pretty bad movies and even like some. I am able to suspend my disbelief a little better than most so I think I am a little more forgiving.
I cannot forgive anyone involved with this production for actually making this movie. There are a couple of decent actors, but even they cannot save this pile of donkey droppings. The script is so bad I can almost see the actors cringing as they say the lines. I got the blu-ray, and I watched the cut scenes too. Wow, no wonder they were cut. They sucked even worse than the movie does.
I swear the script was written by a D average high school drama major who flunked out.
The director didn't do that much better, although given the script it's hard to imagine anyone actually being able to inspire the actors.
If you saw the first Scorpion King movie (which was pretty good) and watched the second, only to say "well at least if they make a third one it can't be any worse than this", and then see that Ron Perlman and Billy Zane are in the third one, so your hopes are up....don't do it. Put your wallet away, and back off slowly. No one could save this dud, not even a Super Actor.
Please, if any producers are reading this, look at the names of the director and script writers (I couldn't be bothered), and make a note. Don't ever hire these people for anything, EVER.
We all thank you.
LOL, I see I have a 0 out of 3 score on this review. Heh heh heh, that must be the director, script writer and producer.
I cannot forgive anyone involved with this production for actually making this movie. There are a couple of decent actors, but even they cannot save this pile of donkey droppings. The script is so bad I can almost see the actors cringing as they say the lines. I got the blu-ray, and I watched the cut scenes too. Wow, no wonder they were cut. They sucked even worse than the movie does.
I swear the script was written by a D average high school drama major who flunked out.
The director didn't do that much better, although given the script it's hard to imagine anyone actually being able to inspire the actors.
If you saw the first Scorpion King movie (which was pretty good) and watched the second, only to say "well at least if they make a third one it can't be any worse than this", and then see that Ron Perlman and Billy Zane are in the third one, so your hopes are up....don't do it. Put your wallet away, and back off slowly. No one could save this dud, not even a Super Actor.
Please, if any producers are reading this, look at the names of the director and script writers (I couldn't be bothered), and make a note. Don't ever hire these people for anything, EVER.
We all thank you.
LOL, I see I have a 0 out of 3 score on this review. Heh heh heh, that must be the director, script writer and producer.