Cold Fusion (2011)
Wow...what can really be said about this?
8 October 2011
Warning: Spoilers
It's bad.

yes, it's bad - but it's also stupidly funny at times that the point is that it is bad.

Adrian Paul's character is next to useless - but the Russian and Ukrainian cast is what makes this funny.

Flat and overdone bad guys with bad accents and interior sets that look like they are all from a 1960's Star Trek TV show, this makes the boring and slow plot watchable to some degree.

Stupid action scenes, low budget effects and dialogue that is corny and horribly presented make this a movie that while you realize that it is far from good, you still wonder what will happen.

There is a strip club scene which is so poorly created that you wonder why it is there at all, but it only adds to the corniness of the movie.

The sad part is that the scientist died...I just loved his part - it was hilarious to watch and should have been extended - without him getting offed.

Done on a budget of next to nothing compared to Hollywood standards and filmed in Bulgaria - possibly what will soon be Europe's next big filming center, this movie is bland, boring, stupid but still somehow in it's own special way - keeps you watching.

Not a total dismiss, but if you are looking for any real action - look somewhere else.

If you are looking for a time waster, this may serve it's purpose.
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