White Fire (1984)
3/10
Unbelievably bad & bonkers!
27 May 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Wooooweeee! What the hell was this? A lot of gory and messy killings together with full frontal female nudity in a movie that is disguised as nothing more than a very bad B-action flick featuring a radioactive white diamond, but it's actually is a "moving" story about a brother's repressed sexual feelings towards his sister...????? A movie like this only comes around once every decade (unless we're talking about the 70's and the 80's). Fred Williamson was a hoot again! I love that man. Robert Ginty just showed us that he's actually not that good of an actor after all. There's images on a security monitor of mining workers that actually seem to be coming from an invisible camera operated by a ghostly, unseen cameraman? By this, I mean that the alleged surveillance camera images are shot from impossible angles. This movie also provides the one and only solution to having sex with your own sister without actually performing an act of incest. And the quickest way to get into a girl's pants and make her fall in love with you while at it is.... by giving her a survival training!?!? You'd think this movie is unbelievable? It is! Until you've seen it. One of the most nonsensical action drivel I've come across in a long time. Whatever you do, watch the uncut version, or don't watch it at all, because you'll be missing out on some good stuff, I'm sure.
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