I do like this sort of film when done well, but I should have known better. Seeing as it is syfy whose best work was just average at best. This movie was painful to watch, and although the cast are talented the only cast member to acquit themselves well is Shannon Luccio, who is pretty and charming.
That aside, Spring Break:Shark Attack is a very dull movie in my opinion. The film is not that well made, the editing in the attacks especially is rushed, and the effects, yes even the excessive gore shown, are incredibly fake.
The script is appalling too being smothered in the smelliest of all cheeses, the story is pedestrian in pace, has no tension and the ending was such a big letdown in how harebrained it was it made my head hurt. The characters are largely clichéd and the direction is sloppy. The worst part though were the sharks and the attacks. The attacks are abysmally done, severely lacking in atmosphere and suspense, and the sharks are like the rest of the effects, ridiculously fake.
Overall, painful excrement is what I call this movie. I did try to keep an open mind, but there were so many things bad with this movie I struggled to even do that. 1/10 Bethany Cox
That aside, Spring Break:Shark Attack is a very dull movie in my opinion. The film is not that well made, the editing in the attacks especially is rushed, and the effects, yes even the excessive gore shown, are incredibly fake.
The script is appalling too being smothered in the smelliest of all cheeses, the story is pedestrian in pace, has no tension and the ending was such a big letdown in how harebrained it was it made my head hurt. The characters are largely clichéd and the direction is sloppy. The worst part though were the sharks and the attacks. The attacks are abysmally done, severely lacking in atmosphere and suspense, and the sharks are like the rest of the effects, ridiculously fake.
Overall, painful excrement is what I call this movie. I did try to keep an open mind, but there were so many things bad with this movie I struggled to even do that. 1/10 Bethany Cox