Star Trek: Voyager: Resolutions (1996)
Season 2, Episode 25
6/10
Engaged To Be Engorged
2 February 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Death, disease, nightmares, and terrors, always a specialty on Voyager...

And tonight's episode starts with our Captain and First Officer having contacted the Plague, and being abandoned on a uncharted planet to die. Ahh, such warmth! Yes, Janeway and Chakotay get to play house, and wrestle with their desires to wrestle each other naked. Longing looks, throbbing bosoms and aching groins but no intercourse here. Why would they sleep together? After all, they're best friends dying of the same disease in a lush paradise with hours to kill... Mulgrew flashes a nipple in the hot tub scene which is digitally blurred, but sadly neither of them gives in to their raging lust.

The two monks name their adopted home-world "New Earth." How creative! A monkey appears for absolutely no reason and is immediately forgotten. Meanwhile, Captain Tuvok, who has sworn to Janeway that he will not approach the Vidiians for a cure to the Phage, promptly approaches the Vidiians for a cure to the Phage. After several weeks of not screwing, Janeway and Chakotay are rescued by Voyager. Zzzzzzzzz…..

GRADE: C-
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