slatromhsiloof Review of Seven Signs of the Apocalypse

Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (2009 TV Movie)

First sign of the apocalypse is is this horrible waste of time movie.

[1/10 · 20 October 2010]

This movie will surely bring about the end of days. Obviously someone is skewing the vote on IMDb as no sane person would give this more than 2 stars. I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing as I was pretty sure it was giving me brain damage. I don't think I will ever be able to get another erection ever again. I am seriously thinking about suing the producers for making me sterile. I actually am on the verge of dropping a kidney stone just thinking about this movie. Go watch Spider-man instead as it is more historically relevant. I checked "Contains spoiler" because obviously the intent was to trick people into watching this worthless waste of time, and I'll surely be spoiling that for someone if they read this review. I don't understand how this work of obvious fiction is being pushed of as a documentary. This is worse than the slanted one sided garbage that the liberal douche Michael Moore tries to pass off as "fact". If you have nothing better to do than stare into the sun for a few hours, keep doing it as it would be preferable to watching this movie.