Jason: "I feel like the whole world came together. Me...you...the bed...the house...were all one big giant..."
Amy: "Organism".
Jason: "Yeah...mine was huge".
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Sookie: "Watch your feet...I just waxed."
Tara: "I hope you mean the floor".
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Eddie Gauthier:"I bought this 'specially for you. I remember you said...'You go for merlot'."
LaFayette: "I said I worked at Merlotte's."
Oh yeah...that's some seriously Funny stuff!!!
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And hey...is it just me...or was I the only one who didn't know that possum penises had two prongs and were excellent good luck charms?
Sam comes up with a cover story for why he was running naked through the woods -- he comes from a long line of "naturalists". Unfortunately, Andy checks out Sam's story, which doesn't check out.
Amy's not quite so cool and laid back when she starts Jonesing for some V.
Nice turnaround for Lettie Mae now that her demon's been exorcised. (Speaking of exorcise...I need to start walking more again. But I digress...)
Tara is inspired by her mother's change enough to visit the exorcist herself. But there's a price to be paid: ("$799.95") (Next week's teaser)
And...if you ever had a burning desire to see what a dirty old vampire Eddie is...this would be the episode.
We learn that Eric is the sheriff of Area 5 (it's a position of great power among the vamps), and as long as his requests are reasonable it's a good idea to accede to his wishes. But Bill and all his "you're MINE" stuff is staring to get a bit old. When Sookie says something about Erik having no right to check her out like a library book, Bill's response seems to me like he's pimping her out. As it turns out...Eric wants to use Sookie's mind listening skills to see which of his employees is embezzling money from Fangtasia. It works...but it's messy business.
Amy: "Organism".
Jason: "Yeah...mine was huge".
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Sookie: "Watch your feet...I just waxed."
Tara: "I hope you mean the floor".
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Eddie Gauthier:"I bought this 'specially for you. I remember you said...'You go for merlot'."
LaFayette: "I said I worked at Merlotte's."
Oh yeah...that's some seriously Funny stuff!!!
--------------------------------------------------------
And hey...is it just me...or was I the only one who didn't know that possum penises had two prongs and were excellent good luck charms?
Sam comes up with a cover story for why he was running naked through the woods -- he comes from a long line of "naturalists". Unfortunately, Andy checks out Sam's story, which doesn't check out.
Amy's not quite so cool and laid back when she starts Jonesing for some V.
Nice turnaround for Lettie Mae now that her demon's been exorcised. (Speaking of exorcise...I need to start walking more again. But I digress...)
Tara is inspired by her mother's change enough to visit the exorcist herself. But there's a price to be paid: ("$799.95") (Next week's teaser)
And...if you ever had a burning desire to see what a dirty old vampire Eddie is...this would be the episode.
We learn that Eric is the sheriff of Area 5 (it's a position of great power among the vamps), and as long as his requests are reasonable it's a good idea to accede to his wishes. But Bill and all his "you're MINE" stuff is staring to get a bit old. When Sookie says something about Erik having no right to check her out like a library book, Bill's response seems to me like he's pimping her out. As it turns out...Eric wants to use Sookie's mind listening skills to see which of his employees is embezzling money from Fangtasia. It works...but it's messy business.