I just saw "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" and it is time for a bad review.
What is one of the worst things a "thriller" (even a "funny" one) can be, aside from an illogical plot, story-loopholes to get tanks through (right from the start), sup-par acting and a brain-dead script ...?
Well, maybe predictability ? This one is predictable from start to finish ...
And it is a one-joke-movie ... how must the producers have laughed at the "clever diea" of a hit man and a hit woman marrying by accident ...
Why did I watch it ? Well, at least I did not spend some hard earned money on it, because I just saw it on TV, but of course ... money ...
I read somewhere that this one cost 100 million dollar to make (where are they ? I could not see them, but maybe all the fireworks cost that much ?) and that it crossed unbelievable 400 million at the box-office. If so, that's a shame!
Anything good to say about it ? There are 2 or 3 nice one-lines, but 2 or 3 one-lines don't make a good movie. Yes, Angelina Jolie looks great, but again ...
So what's the most memorable about it ? I give it two points for Ms. Pitt's tits.
Otherwise forget it and watch PRIZZI'S HONOR from 1985, that is a good one (and I bet nobody from the crew or cast of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" has ever seen that one).
What is one of the worst things a "thriller" (even a "funny" one) can be, aside from an illogical plot, story-loopholes to get tanks through (right from the start), sup-par acting and a brain-dead script ...?
Well, maybe predictability ? This one is predictable from start to finish ...
And it is a one-joke-movie ... how must the producers have laughed at the "clever diea" of a hit man and a hit woman marrying by accident ...
Why did I watch it ? Well, at least I did not spend some hard earned money on it, because I just saw it on TV, but of course ... money ...
I read somewhere that this one cost 100 million dollar to make (where are they ? I could not see them, but maybe all the fireworks cost that much ?) and that it crossed unbelievable 400 million at the box-office. If so, that's a shame!
Anything good to say about it ? There are 2 or 3 nice one-lines, but 2 or 3 one-lines don't make a good movie. Yes, Angelina Jolie looks great, but again ...
So what's the most memorable about it ? I give it two points for Ms. Pitt's tits.
Otherwise forget it and watch PRIZZI'S HONOR from 1985, that is a good one (and I bet nobody from the crew or cast of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" has ever seen that one).