This preposterous bit of period hokum is a major disappointment even to those like myself who love nearly everything swashbuckling. The color is nice but neither Lamas nor Roland are convincing as Frenchman sailing half way around the world to India to find a diamond worthy of the crown of France. After a suspiciously rapid transit (via lines on a map) the two arrive in India and are almost immediately involved in the local power struggles when they meet a rani (Dahl) traveling on her way to her intended bridegroom in another kingdom. The only thing Indian about Arlene Dahl is her last name. In return for her hand in marriage, the new queen is guaranteed the return of the precious diamond eye of her home goddess, stolen long ago. The plot is (appropriately) far-fetched and the acting is pedestrian at best. Will these two boring characters manage to glom onto the diamond and return to France in time to have it set for the coronation? Will you even care if they do?
Review of The Diamond Queen
