Re-Penetrator (2004 Video)
9/10
This Just Had To Be Done, Didn't It?
2 April 2007
After a mad scientist brings a young woman back to life, she begs him for sexual pleasure. The scientist is more than happy to help out his new zombie creation.

This short film (coming in at only around 22 minutes) is brought to us by Doug Sakmann, a man with a history of working for Troma and later producing the works of Chris Seaver ("Filthy McNasty"). When I first heard of this film, I didn't know who Doug Sakmann was. Once I did a bare minimum of background checking, this made a whole new world of sense.

Does the world need zombie porn? I think my friend Trixie would give you an emphatic "yes" for this question. After kiddie porn (gross), bestiality porn (gross) and even furniture porn (amusing) most people felt that the market was saturated and the ideas were out. But then "zombie porn" came along... and this film was born. I have no doubt we will be seeing more of its kind in the coming years (especially with zombies quickly growing in popularity).

Now, the plot is pretty thin. The "Re-Animator" portion only lasts about two minutes. After that, it's just two people going at it... if a zombie is a "person" (any lawyers want to debate this?) I don't know how I feel about blood and oral sex. I love blood in my movies and who doesn't love oral sex? But there's something about oral sex that includes oozing, spraying blood that just isn't very attractive to me (although, like anything else, you could probably create a link in your mind that would make this a turn-on).

Is there a future for horror porn besides just zombies? I think this is a yes. We already had "Anal Hellraiser" (which I haven't seen) and Doug Sakmann has since made "The XXXorcist". If the new film is successful (and it looks better than this one based on the trailer) we might see an endless series of Sakmann creations. With no more creativity in porn, the dead of Sakmann's mind will walk the earth...

In conclusion: this is a necessary oddity. If Doug Sakmann had not made this, you can bet your bottom dollar someone else would have in a year or two. And I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have done this (although I don't really know anyone in the porn industry, so I'm not the one to ask). Fans of horror and bizarre porn will get a kick out of this, everyone else will either not get the beauty of it or simply want to vomit like my friend Shannon... don't be a Shannon, embrace the coming zombie overlords.
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