3/10
This isn't going to be easy... or pleasant
7 September 2006
Warning: Spoilers
8 truer words have never been said. Unfortunately I do not believe they were meant for the watchers of this stinker. You know it is not going to be good right away when they introduce the monster in the first 30 seconds defending his shiny spot. When you see the overgrown sea monkey you know this is going to be a long movie. With technical gaps such as the polyester curtain protecting the lab from radiation needing a lead suit while the flashing light is on, to the professional divers exiting their boats like drunk castaways, this movie has the elements to be the cheap trash I love. But instead I was too busy yelling at the TV. OK it is time for someone to talk. OK lets not throw out yet another red herring you already told us whodunit. OK who hangs pictures up in their closet anyway?

And of course like all monster movies from this decade there is nothing a little TNT can't solve. So unless you want to sharpen your math skills to figure out just exactly how shallow 10,000 leagues actually is (you can still scuba dive!) miss this.
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