Review of Piranha

Piranha (2006)
4/10
It's not even B category... Ordinary trash-action movie.
23 May 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This film full of stamps and I saw it only for Mironov's role. It's not absolutely terrible, there are some jokes and some action, but unoriginal idea, cheap effects and stupid montage makes this film almost unacceptable.

I wasn't disappointed only because I didn't wait a lot. Yes, may be 'piranya' is one of the best action movie since 2000, but still it's below the line.

All females in this film looks unsightly, Moshkow as The Hero ridiculous, Mironov as The Blondie Scoundrel stupid and only Gorbunov as Kuzmich is normal.

And special words about that scene with sword fight. It awfully, I didn't see so frightfully special effects since epoch. Even special effects in Moskva-Kassiopeya (1973) was much more better. This film could be better if they cut this scene from film.
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