9/10
Ultimate Cheese
12 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This film is for ultimate cheese freaks. I can guarantee that you've never seen classic Hammer monsters, frat party freakin', and fourteen tons of topless women in one flick.

Granny Goode "educates" young nubile females in the art of sophistication. Granny looks more like Uncle Fester than my mongoloid grandmother. There's plenty of whips, monsters, booze, and an odd jump rope scene. If HGL hosted a frat party, it would be this film.

What story you ask? None. It's really just a jiggle fest drenched in vodka. Here are the highlights in order of importance: 1. A woman with catheter bag-sized breasts wobbles down some stairs.

2. For no reason a woman zooms down a train track backwards with her ass exposed.

3. Fifteen pairs of breasts align side by side for "stretching" exercises followed by copious amounts of jump rope.
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