Review of Supercross

Supercross (2005)
1/10
i want to hurt this movie, but i can't hurt it like it hurt me
19 August 2005
wow. that's all there really is to say about this movie. I don't know if a more vacuous, trite waste of film has ever been scrounged up. This movie has it all. Atrocious acting. Every cliché in the cliché book. Legions of bimbos clamoring for these schmucks. Awful dialogue about the American dream. Stuff like "you'd better watch your back" and "if i wanted to be alone, would i be stripping?" Not to mention the movie is about supercross. What a niche market that is. Never in a million years would i pay to see this movie. I happened to be seeing a good movie, and when walking out of the theatre noticed this semen stain equivalent of a movie just starting. I just couldn't help myself. I couldn't bear more than maybe twenty minutes before I ran out of the theatre screaming and proceeding to curl up in the fetal position once reaching the lobby. Please don't see this movie. Furthermore, if you see any of the actors from it on the street, kick them in the groin once for me. Thank You.
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