Bryan Brown is brilliant as the aptly named "Joel". My tips are that you fast forward through all the non-Brian parts and just watch "Joel" weave his magic.
Watch "Joel":
*Rent a boat! *Rent another boat! *Get yelled at! *Feel kinda sorry but not really!
And if you just watch his scenes, you can probably fit the whole movie into an ad break of "Queer as Folk" or "Full House" or something.
As well as having Bryan/ "Joel", this film (known as Dangerous Waters: SHARK ATTACK!!! in Australia, probably because we have neither spring nor breaks here, but plenty of dangerous things) also has some incredibly realistic sharks that turn up about twenty seconds from the end, a moronic geek that can't get sex but can make the world's greatest ever invention that really pisses off sharks, and date rape. There was so much date rape that this movie should have been called "Spring Break Date Rape" or "Bryan Brown Pops in Every Half Hour But The Rest Of The Movie's About Date Rape And Maybe Sharks, We're Not Sure".
Good stuff Bryan! Keep doing Australia proud!
Watch "Joel":
*Rent a boat! *Rent another boat! *Get yelled at! *Feel kinda sorry but not really!
And if you just watch his scenes, you can probably fit the whole movie into an ad break of "Queer as Folk" or "Full House" or something.
As well as having Bryan/ "Joel", this film (known as Dangerous Waters: SHARK ATTACK!!! in Australia, probably because we have neither spring nor breaks here, but plenty of dangerous things) also has some incredibly realistic sharks that turn up about twenty seconds from the end, a moronic geek that can't get sex but can make the world's greatest ever invention that really pisses off sharks, and date rape. There was so much date rape that this movie should have been called "Spring Break Date Rape" or "Bryan Brown Pops in Every Half Hour But The Rest Of The Movie's About Date Rape And Maybe Sharks, We're Not Sure".
Good stuff Bryan! Keep doing Australia proud!