Review of Major Rock

Major Rock (1999)
3/10
Shouldn't be a surprise...
11 January 2002
Warning: Spoilers
Warning*** Contains some spoilers

It should come as no surprise to anyone who has at least read the description and looked at the box that this flick is light on plot and rather heavy in, um, other places.

The movie hasn't passed the five-minute mark when the President (as if anyone would believe he could be the president) calls downstairs for his flavor of the day. The three-way that ensues should clue us all in pretty quickly to what we're in for the rest of the way.

The plot is as skimpy as the attire of the women in the film; there is some nonsense about commandos and nuclear weapons and kidnapped centerfolds(!) but what this movie is really all about is an excuse to show as many naked women and jiggling breasts as possible. While not having much in the way of girl-girl action, there are two three-way scenes and several male-female scenes. In fact, you might better say that there are a few "dramatic" scenes in amongst the sex...

If this is your thing, enjoy! But don't be fooled into thinking you'll find plot or action or intrigue...
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