Review of Freeway

Freeway (1996)
"You gonna sex me now?"
28 July 2002
All I can figure is that the title turned off the people who should have seen this movie, and attracted people who were looking for a maintenance dose between Speed and Speed 2. Freeway is so bloody twisted, it'll take you WEEKS to recover. The script is the biggest collection of quotable lines since Repo Man. Reese Witherspoon ascends into heaven, as a True Goddess of Bent Cinema. And there hasn't been a supporting cast this tight, right down to the guy giving Chopper the finger, since Office Space.

I don't care what you've got in your collection, if you haven't got this it'll be the biggest addition since you discovered `Freaked.' Speaking of which, Brooke Shields is ALSO in Freeway, and just like in Freeway, gives you one less reason to hate her like bone cancer. (Did she always have a lisp, or did she work that up for the movie?)

Memo to whoever's got the rights: get me a shirt with the picture of Reese Witherspoon sticking her tongue out that Dan Hedaya shows Kiefer Sutherland, and I'll order six, XXXL.
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