John Carpenter literally and unamusingly presents three uninspired stories, and once again you wonder why he bothered. Two of the three 'twists' are painfully obvious, and the most promising set-up - 'Hair' - is completely squandered. Looks as though someone's been stealing from the 'Rejected' piles in the production offices of The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents...