Review of Solarbabies

Solarbabies (1986)
1/10
I suffer!
19 October 2000
This movie is vile! Take the worst aspects of "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" and throw in a little rollerhockey, the result is a rectal detonation we know as "Solarbabies". The greatest crime this movie ever inflicted on the moviegoing audience, was Lucas Haas. He befriends an eerie glowing ball called "Bodi". If the repeated "Bodi! Bodi! Bodi!" doesn't make you run screaming, Lucas Haas' hydrocephalic head will!!! (the pain can be remedied by watching Lucas Haas get run over by a car in "The Toxic Avenger") I suffered through this as a child and so should you. It may be awful, but you must watch it! Suffer through it! Put your hand in the box! What's in the box..? SOLARBABIES!!!

-JTOP
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