The mental break down of a ships captain happens about the same time a means of remotely steering ships comes into existence. The Captain is locked away and escapes just as a murder is committed.
And the audience snores.
This is one of the dullest movies I've ever seen. Its a sure cure for insomnia even for small yappie dogs on triple espresso.
This is just boring...really really boring and should I go to hell it will be a movie theater I can't leave that plays this movie for eternity.
Amazingly I find I can't give it a one out of ten because its not bad, its just dull, which somehow isn't the same thing. I don't know why, but I gave it a three, probably because its such a good sleep aid that it does serve some cosmic purpose.
Even so I wouldn't want to ever see it again.
And the audience snores.
This is one of the dullest movies I've ever seen. Its a sure cure for insomnia even for small yappie dogs on triple espresso.
This is just boring...really really boring and should I go to hell it will be a movie theater I can't leave that plays this movie for eternity.
Amazingly I find I can't give it a one out of ten because its not bad, its just dull, which somehow isn't the same thing. I don't know why, but I gave it a three, probably because its such a good sleep aid that it does serve some cosmic purpose.
Even so I wouldn't want to ever see it again.