Christopher Reeve in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Peter Cullen in Transformers (2007)
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Alien vs. Predator (2004)
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien AND Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Annette O'Toole, Christopher Reeve, and Paul Kaethler in Superman III (1983)
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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#5
The new Saw movie has Chuck Norris as a trap.
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Jerry Orbach, Sam Waterston, Jill Hennessy, Steven Hill, S. Epatha Merkerson, and Chris Noth in Law & Order (1990)
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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#8
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.
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Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Christopher Reeve in Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Anthony Daniels, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, James Earl Jones, David Prowse, and Kenny Baker in Star Wars (1977)
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies. He was the force.
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#12
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Ian McKellen in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Ralph Fiennes in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Lord Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "He who must not be named".
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Jurassic Park (1993)
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Pre-production concept art for ID4 from bonus materials on the
The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off.
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Dev Patel and Noah Ringer in The Last Airbender (2010)
When Chuck Norris saw The Last Airbender he killed everyone who worked in the movie.
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Cloverfield (2008)
In the movie Cloverfield, Chuck Norris was the one that broke off the Statue of Liberty's head... by looking at it.
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Leonard Nimoy, Lesley Ann Warren, Peter Graves, Peter Lupus, and Greg Morris in Mission: Impossible (1966)
Chuck Norris made Mission: Impossible possible.
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Sam Worthington in Avatar (2009)
All the animals in the movie Avatar were not CGI, they were on loan from Chuck Norris' petting zoo.
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Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Chuck Norris was banned from playing quidditch because he can catch the golden snitch just by glaring at it.
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Marlon Brando and Salvatore Corsitto in The Godfather (1972)
Chuck Norris made The Godfather an offer he couldn't refuse.
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Samuel L. Jackson and Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park (1993)
Chuck Norris can get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.
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Michael Keaton in Batman (1989)
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Bengt Ekerot in The Seventh Seal (1957)
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Denzel Washington and Chris Pine in Unstoppable (2010)
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Darrell Mapson, Patrick Pinney, Bill W. Richmond, and Bob Ritchie in The Terminator (1984)
Chuck Norris was supposed to play The Terminator, but in the movie the terminator died, so they had to replace him...because Chuck Norris doesn't die.
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Lou Ferrigno in The Incredible Hulk (2008)
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, RUN!
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Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future (1985)
Chuck Norris wears a Flux Capacitor on his belt and runs 88 miles per hour.
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Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight (2008)
When Batman mentions Chuck Norris, The Joker stops laughing!
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#33
In the movie The Matrix, Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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#34
The pie scene in American Pie is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.