Kate McKinnon and Colin Jost in Saturday Night Live (1975)
"Brussels sprouts are a riot. 'Cause they smell like a fart but they actually taste like a burp."
Which of Ms. McKinnon's reocurring SNL characters is the funniest?
"Brussels sprouts are a riot. 'Cause they smell like a fart but they actually taste like a burp."
"Damien is a feline sociopath. It's not that he's evil; he lacks empathy and he goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities. We suggest you adopt Damien with another cat who can be the focus of his cruelty."
"My sister and I were athletes as children, our favorite sport was running from angry wolf. I won the gold and she won the silver, God rest her soul."
"I had my shirt I came in with but my pants were gone. So, uh, my cuckoo was out. I was full-Porky Pig-in' it in a drafty dome."
"I so sorry you baby is a car alarm."
"Yeah. I give it two vaginas down."
"This tattoo made me say 'Ow-ee.'"
"I wasn't born yesterday. I was born 67 years ago, and I have been planning on being president ever since."
"As everybody knows I've got three favorite hobbies: riding horses in an all-white tuxedo; texting with my close BFF Sofia Vergara; and finding children on YouTube that I can steal and make famous."
"The bench is now my porch. I'm gonna sit on it all day and yell, 'No! Get out of my yard!'"
"I'm President Obama’s big gay middle finger and this bird is about to be flipped."
"Once again, everything has fallen to me. It's always, 'Angela, make peace with Russia. Angela, lend Greece 5 billion dollars. Angela, hold Spain's hair back while it pukes."