Welcome this week’s Nxt UK, right here in Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I have my pet pooch McGus ready to go for a walk. McGus: Ruff! Me: Okay boy! L…not down the stairs! (dog falls down stairs) McGus: Arooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Me: Huh. Oh well. Nxt UK starts.. McGus: Aroooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: He’ll be fine.
[Author’s Note: The following review contains mention of Joe Coffey (sexual assault), Tyler Bate (sexual harassment), Trent Seven (rape and attempted assault of minors) and Sha Samuels (assault), who have all been accused of various crimes. It should be noted that both Bate’s and Seven’s crimes have been, to many who know of these accusations, been proven false through evidence and testimony by others. However, no official verdict, whether guilty or innocent, has been found in a court of law. If the presence of these people alarms or offends you, then viewer discretion is advised]. Match #1: Joe Coffey def.
[Author’s Note: The following review contains mention of Joe Coffey (sexual assault), Tyler Bate (sexual harassment), Trent Seven (rape and attempted assault of minors) and Sha Samuels (assault), who have all been accused of various crimes. It should be noted that both Bate’s and Seven’s crimes have been, to many who know of these accusations, been proven false through evidence and testimony by others. However, no official verdict, whether guilty or innocent, has been found in a court of law. If the presence of these people alarms or offends you, then viewer discretion is advised]. Match #1: Joe Coffey def.
- 4/26/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Timmy dropped the soap. Now look at him! His butt hurts! Timmy: My butt hurts! Me: Timmy! Why does your God damn butt hurt? Timmy: Got f—ked up the butt! Me: Got f—ked up your butt? Timmy: Got f—ked up my butt! Me: Ain’t that the b—ch of it? Timmy was just takin’ a shower… Timmy: …in public! Me: …in public! Then, some evil muthafugga comes in and pounds that ass! Timmy: …’cuz I dropped the soap! Me: …’cuz he dropped the soap! Timmy just wanted to take a shower in public… Timmy: …while drowning my two year old daughter in the fountain! Me: …while killing his kid! Doncha see? You’ve got to…watch me kill this muthafukka dead. Timmy: Yeah! You’ve got to…what? (Timmy...
- 3/30/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m still here in the lair of Colack The Wicked and h… Colack: Hahahaha!!!!!!!! Soon, you shall be…Shunted! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!! Nathan: In about a day or so? Colack: Ye…that’s my line! Nathan: Just thought I’d help. Colack: Well, how about I help you?! Nathan: Okay! Let me go! Colack: Oh, sure. Just le…wait a minute! Nathan: Eh. I tried.
Match #1: Kay Lee Ray def. Isla Dawn The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Landing the same back suplex that she used for a recent win over Xia Brookside, Isla Dawn scored a near-fall against Kay Lee Ray. But The Nxt UK Women’s Champion regained control with a tornado Ddt before wearing The White Witch down with a Kojia Clutch. Blasting Dawn with a superkick, The Scary...
Match #1: Kay Lee Ray def. Isla Dawn The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Landing the same back suplex that she used for a recent win over Xia Brookside, Isla Dawn scored a near-fall against Kay Lee Ray. But The Nxt UK Women’s Champion regained control with a tornado Ddt before wearing The White Witch down with a Kojia Clutch. Blasting Dawn with a superkick, The Scary...
- 12/21/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…just for the taste of it…Diet Coke! Ahhhhh!!!!!! It…it…tastes like s—. Okay, wrestling down the half-pipe…of love.
Match #1: Rampage Brown def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
The unhinged Saxon Huxley matched Rampage Brown’s strength in this battle between two of Nxt UK’s biggest bruisers, who also showed off impressive agility at their size, highlighted by a top-rope clothesline from Huxley to give him the upper hand. But Huxley went to the well one too many times as Brown caught him off the top on his second attempt, planting him with a massive powerslam before hitting his patented gutwrench powerbomb for the hard-fought win.
My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – Rampage rampaged like a rampaging rampager that rampages rampagily rampagified…what? It was okay.
Match #1: Rampage Brown def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
The unhinged Saxon Huxley matched Rampage Brown’s strength in this battle between two of Nxt UK’s biggest bruisers, who also showed off impressive agility at their size, highlighted by a top-rope clothesline from Huxley to give him the upper hand. But Huxley went to the well one too many times as Brown caught him off the top on his second attempt, planting him with a massive powerslam before hitting his patented gutwrench powerbomb for the hard-fought win.
My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – Rampage rampaged like a rampaging rampager that rampages rampagily rampagified…what? It was okay.
- 12/7/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’ve got a great idea for f—kin’ game. I’ll call it golf! You hit a ball into a f—kin’ gopher hole when the little f—kers are on vacation. Ya don’ need a lawsuit now do we?! Then, you yank the ball back out and walk over to another hole and f—kin’ do it again. After you’ve done it eighteen times, whether there’s enough holes or not, you go back to a rich guy’s house and get f—ked up. If they try to throw you out, then just beat the s—t out of them with the golf club. That’s how baseball should be played! Screw givin’ the next guy the bat! I’m using that f—ker to make sure I score run,...
- 11/16/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh screw it…let’s just get to the main event!
Match #1: Aoifye Valkyrie def. Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Dani Luna looked to score a major upset and had Aofie Valkyrie on the ropes for much of this one-on-one bout. But The Norse Angel countered a German suplex before hitting a spinning heel kick and her patented diving split leg drop off the top rope to remain undefeated.
My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – This was…okay. Yeah…okay. Yeah…yeah…what-ever. Let’s just get to the main event. Valkyrie good…Dani okay…fine. Let’S Just Get To The Main Event, Damn It!
Match #2: Jordan Devlin def. Levi Muir The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Jordan Devlin continues to insist he’s the...
Match #1: Aoifye Valkyrie def. Dani Luna The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Dani Luna looked to score a major upset and had Aofie Valkyrie on the ropes for much of this one-on-one bout. But The Norse Angel countered a German suplex before hitting a spinning heel kick and her patented diving split leg drop off the top rope to remain undefeated.
My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – This was…okay. Yeah…okay. Yeah…yeah…what-ever. Let’s just get to the main event. Valkyrie good…Dani okay…fine. Let’S Just Get To The Main Event, Damn It!
Match #2: Jordan Devlin def. Levi Muir The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Jordan Devlin continues to insist he’s the...
- 11/2/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and if you sniff a stiff stick, make sure it isn’t attached to a horny man. We’ve got the Walter/IIja Dragunov match getting the contract signing, so here comes you-know-what…lemon Pledge!
Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Oliver Carter The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Oliver Carter had Eddie Dennis on his heels in The Welsh Dragon’s first action since Nxt UK’s relaunch, countering a Severn Bridge attempt and blasting him with a superkick. But Dennis found the mark in a big way with his second attempt, planting Carter for the victory.
My Opinion: 2.8 out of 5 – This was a fine little match that saw both guys do some nice moves and keep the action going strong, but the match was never anything big or mighty either. I could...
Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Oliver Carter The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Oliver Carter had Eddie Dennis on his heels in The Welsh Dragon’s first action since Nxt UK’s relaunch, countering a Severn Bridge attempt and blasting him with a superkick. But Dennis found the mark in a big way with his second attempt, planting Carter for the victory.
My Opinion: 2.8 out of 5 – This was a fine little match that saw both guys do some nice moves and keep the action going strong, but the match was never anything big or mighty either. I could...
- 10/26/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got so much to…ragina! Hey, the Women’s Title gets the main event, because going on second was getting old. I’m very sorry that Walter doesn’t have a last name. I…what’s “Smart” Mark D. Mark doing here? Smdm: Hey Nathan, how’s your dead mom? Nathan: Oh, now I do feel really bad about the jokes. Sorry. Smdm: Pathetic fools! Nxt UK begins its path to failure, now!
Match #1: Walter def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
After not competing for more than six months, Walter made up for lost time in a hurry with a viciously dominant win over Saxon Huxley. The Ring General nearly won by count-out after laying Huxley out with a powerbomb on the apron, then later finished...
Match #1: Walter def. Saxon Huxley The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
After not competing for more than six months, Walter made up for lost time in a hurry with a viciously dominant win over Saxon Huxley. The Ring General nearly won by count-out after laying Huxley out with a powerbomb on the apron, then later finished...
- 9/25/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this review of Nxt UK Takeover Blackpool II, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a whole lotta Walter in the main event. Okay, let’s make like Joaquin Phoenix and say some weird s—.
Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Trent Seven The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
If Eddie Dennis sought to make a name for himself at Trent Seven’s expense, consider it a success. The former Headmaster knocked off The Big Strong Boi at TakeOver: Blackpool II for one of the biggest victories of his career. Overwhelming Seven early with an intense onslaught, including a massive Severn Bridge, Dennis tried to secure a quick victory with several early pinfall attempts. The Artful Dodger rallied with a tope suicida and snap dragon suplex on the outside of the ring, and from there, much of the action was a back-and-forth affair. That...
Match #1: Eddie Dennis def. Trent Seven The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
If Eddie Dennis sought to make a name for himself at Trent Seven’s expense, consider it a success. The former Headmaster knocked off The Big Strong Boi at TakeOver: Blackpool II for one of the biggest victories of his career. Overwhelming Seven early with an intense onslaught, including a massive Severn Bridge, Dennis tried to secure a quick victory with several early pinfall attempts. The Artful Dodger rallied with a tope suicida and snap dragon suplex on the outside of the ring, and from there, much of the action was a back-and-forth affair. That...
- 1/15/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…Snoke was just Emperor Palpatine…who was just Dr. Manhattan in disguise. Get off the f—— pool! We’ve got lots of European’s a-peein’ in the pool…get off the f—— pool! I keep trying to say we’ve got wrestling here from the UK, but…get off the f—— pool! Okay, let’s just get to it before…damn it! Get off the f—— pool!
Match #1: Kenny Williams & Amir Jordan def. Pretty Deadly The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Returning from injury, Amir Jordan wasted no time rejoining Kenny Williams in tag team action. In the final moments, the reunited tandem scored a victory over Pretty Deadly on the wings of a Swanton Bombay from The Bhangra Bad Boy.
My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – This was better than...
Match #1: Kenny Williams & Amir Jordan def. Pretty Deadly The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Returning from injury, Amir Jordan wasted no time rejoining Kenny Williams in tag team action. In the final moments, the reunited tandem scored a victory over Pretty Deadly on the wings of a Swanton Bombay from The Bhangra Bad Boy.
My Opinion: 2.7 out of 5 – This was better than...
- 12/23/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to Jurassic Park! Over there, we have a big f—— dinosaur and over there, we have a big f—— dinosaur! I’m Samuel Hammond and th…damn TalkTech! I was watching the bootleg version of “Jurassic Park”. Spielberg got hammered and made an alternate version of the talking parts of the picture, which I now have a copy of. I’ll have to find the booklet for this sucker and turn the recorder off when I’m not working. Anyway, I’m Nathan Favel and this week’s review of Nxt UK starts now.
Match #1: Kay Lee Ray def. Isla Dawn The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Nxt UK Women’s Champion Kay Lee Ray overcame Isla Dawn, taking full advantage of her opponent’s leg injuries and finally countering the deadly magic of The White Witch with her Widows Peak/Gory Bomb combination. Not content with her latest impressive victory,...
Match #1: Kay Lee Ray def. Isla Dawn The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
Nxt UK Women’s Champion Kay Lee Ray overcame Isla Dawn, taking full advantage of her opponent’s leg injuries and finally countering the deadly magic of The White Witch with her Widows Peak/Gory Bomb combination. Not content with her latest impressive victory,...
- 12/13/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Magruuuuuuuber! Powered by TalkTech, the finest voice-to-print journaling equipment in the world, we can get right to the point with this…oh, wait. I have a Thanksgiving dinner to get to while I write this. Don’t worry, it won’t… Honey? Are you there? Open the door! That’s my Mom. I bet they brought the whole fami… Get some! Turkey time! Yeah, that’s…more of them. Okay, here comes Nxt UK.
Match #1: Piper Niven def. Jinny The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
In Nxt UK’s opening match, Piper Niven climbed into the squared circle seeking retribution on the crafty Jinny. However, both she and The Fashionista were out to prove that they should be the next in line to challenger Kay Lee Ray for the Nxt UK Women’s Championship.
Match #1: Piper Niven def. Jinny The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
In Nxt UK’s opening match, Piper Niven climbed into the squared circle seeking retribution on the crafty Jinny. However, both she and The Fashionista were out to prove that they should be the next in line to challenger Kay Lee Ray for the Nxt UK Women’s Championship.
- 12/2/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got…wrestling. Hey, the WWE doesn’t always have that on their shows, so that’s worth mentioning by itself. Okay, let’s get to the…wrestling. See? It’s important.
Match #1: Gallus’ Mark Coffey & Wolfgang def. Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
The combination of Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley may be known as “Pretty Deadly,” but when they faced the forces of Gallus, their collective fates were sealed in a hurry. Mark Coffey & Wolfgang laid waste to their opponents before finishing off Howley with the combination of Coffey’s monster kick to the face into Wolfgang’s powerbomb. In the wake of their destruction, the deadly duo turned their attention to The Grizzled Young Veterans and made it clear that the Nxt UK Tag...
Match #1: Gallus’ Mark Coffey & Wolfgang def. Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley The following is courtesy of wwe.com:
The combination of Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley may be known as “Pretty Deadly,” but when they faced the forces of Gallus, their collective fates were sealed in a hurry. Mark Coffey & Wolfgang laid waste to their opponents before finishing off Howley with the combination of Coffey’s monster kick to the face into Wolfgang’s powerbomb. In the wake of their destruction, the deadly duo turned their attention to The Grizzled Young Veterans and made it clear that the Nxt UK Tag...
- 8/1/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt: UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hope this is better than the actual Nxt was.
Match #1: Rhea Ripley def Xia Brookside – Nxt UK Women’s Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match The following is courtesy of WWE.com:
In the third Nxt UK Women’s Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match, feisty Xia Brookside (daughter of British Legend Robbie Brookside) squared off against the imposing Rhea Ripley. Denying Brookside’s attempt at good sportsmanship with a shove to the face, Ripley matched her opponent’s quick and elusive style with incredible strength and size, blocking a hurricanrana attempt with an earth-shattering buckle bomb into the turnbuckle. The Mosh Pit Kid proved relentless throughout, showing immense strength with a devastating standing vertical delayed suplex, executing kicks that showed her experienced football background and locking her opponent in her excruciating version of a cloverleaf using her arms.
Match #1: Rhea Ripley def Xia Brookside – Nxt UK Women’s Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match The following is courtesy of WWE.com:
In the third Nxt UK Women’s Championship Tournament Quarterfinal Match, feisty Xia Brookside (daughter of British Legend Robbie Brookside) squared off against the imposing Rhea Ripley. Denying Brookside’s attempt at good sportsmanship with a shove to the face, Ripley matched her opponent’s quick and elusive style with incredible strength and size, blocking a hurricanrana attempt with an earth-shattering buckle bomb into the turnbuckle. The Mosh Pit Kid proved relentless throughout, showing immense strength with a devastating standing vertical delayed suplex, executing kicks that showed her experienced football background and locking her opponent in her excruciating version of a cloverleaf using her arms.
- 11/22/2018
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Nxt: UK review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I hope this is better than the regular Nxt.
Match #1: “Bomber” Dave Mastiff def. Damien Weir The following is courtesy of WWE.com:
Damien Weir was certainly wishing he never laced up his boots when he kicked off Nxt UK against Dave Mastiff. “The Bomber” absolutely laid waste to his outmatched opponent from the start, tossing him around like a rag doll, hurling himself at his unfortunate prey and picking up the win over his flattened opponent.
My Take: 2.5 out of 5 – This was the good kind of 2.5. Mastiff is a great talent and Weir ain’t too bad himself. There was some creative stuff while it lasted and is worth taking a look at.
Match #2: Ligero def. James Drake The following is courtesy of WWE.com:
Jake Drake began his first...
Match #1: “Bomber” Dave Mastiff def. Damien Weir The following is courtesy of WWE.com:
Damien Weir was certainly wishing he never laced up his boots when he kicked off Nxt UK against Dave Mastiff. “The Bomber” absolutely laid waste to his outmatched opponent from the start, tossing him around like a rag doll, hurling himself at his unfortunate prey and picking up the win over his flattened opponent.
My Take: 2.5 out of 5 – This was the good kind of 2.5. Mastiff is a great talent and Weir ain’t too bad himself. There was some creative stuff while it lasted and is worth taking a look at.
Match #2: Ligero def. James Drake The following is courtesy of WWE.com:
Jake Drake began his first...
- 11/10/2018
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
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