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Landscape with Invisible Hand (2023)
I'll never get that tine back
The writer/director Cory Finley should be barred from making any more movies. My wife was watching this movie and I was held hostage with it playing. Was it bad, no, bad is not anywhere near bad enough. Maybe if I was high, drunk or mentally compromised in some was it might actually have been good. But I am not high, not drunk and have all of my faculties so it was absolutely terrible. Might it have been a good book. Maybe, there are quite a few good books that are terrible when they are maid into a movie. I can think of a few Dean Koontz books that didn't translate well. And.a few Steven King's that might apply. My guess, the book stunk too. Okay too many words already. It didn't deserve even half as many.
Straight Into Darkness (2004)
Frankly it stunk
I gave it 4 stars only because I managed to make it to the end. What a train wreck. The story was terrible. I would go deeper into why it was so bad but I don't want to list any spoilers. Only two main characters who were both unlikeable. The director did a much better job with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre as that was actually good. Those that gave this a 10 need therapy. They must give 10's to everything. It was bad. Please don't waste your time. It wasn't much of a war movie. It definitely wasn't a horror movie. There was one good character actor in it and one that used to be but is now long forgotten.