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The Most Hated Man on the Internet (2022)
Uh .. Yo Stepdad!
This review is really for the inept stepdad. I was like really dude! It took one phone call and 30 minutes and you didn't think to act till 4 days later? Like WTH... Also the Hunter dude is a scumbag.
The Gray Man (2022)
Nobody throws a loaded gun..
Pretty much all you need to know. Tons of CGI. Anna runs full speed with her weight in RPGs on her back. Dude easily takes on 6 SEALS. But that joke is funny.
Trust No One: The Hunt for the Crypto King (2022)
Wait what? Morons on Parade?
So let me get this straight. It starts off with a guy who does not want to pay taxes trying to scam a company because of a loophole in their system and finding out he got scammed.. then moves on to introduce a bunch of people who use an unregulated currency because they don't trust the government who get scammed and then...... ask the government for help... oh yea and these people lose money which is based on the fact that ownership is public ledger.. no one thinks to look there first.. must I go on?
The Serpent (2021)
If you can get over the bad acting
And the fact that the characters are absolute morons.. than this movie is for you.
I Care a Lot (2020)
A Gassy Cougar even reads
Ever been watching a movie and had to use the restroom but didn't want to get up because you might miss something? Well I didn't hit pause and dropped the Duce ..... This thing was terrible and the music was even worse.
The Lovebirds (2020)
Tickle Shiz
That statement was funnier than the whole movie. This movie is boring and not funny. The only reason I sat through it was because of the worldwide pandemic and all.
Spenser Confidential (2020)
Post Malone's worst Idea since his face tats
This movie blows harder than a "Brazil Farts " flick. Worst part is if you google "Brazil Farts" you will be happier and more entertained.
The Night Clerk (2020)
Balloon Knot!
Yes, that statement made you think more and had more twists and turns than this whole movie. At least you have a 50/50 chance of having some fun when you see a balloon knot as compared to the 100% crap you get with this thing. Only this slower than this movie a one legged giraffe on a skateboard.
The Last Thing He Wanted (2020)
Duck Nuts
Now we both know the same amount of information about this movie and I watched it.
Saying it's hard to follow is like explaining duck nuts. I can picture them in my mind but it isn't until I see them in real life that I don't comprehend.
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
Gassy Larry
Yep, I said it this movie is about as entertaining as hanging out with my old pal Gassy Larry for the second time. Sure the sights and sounds are funny but it still stinks to high heavens in the end. That's about what this film has brought to the franchise. A god darn Gassy Larry.
The Marine (2006)
DIKFORE
This movie answers that very question in many ways. It also lets the watcher know that every penny was saved in the making of this movie except one. They made a movie about South Carolina in a cheaper less exotic location.. Australia.
AKA answering the question what is a DIKFORE?
Obviously screwing us out of two hours.