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3 from Hell (2019)
1/10
Plotless and pointless
13 February 2020
Seems to confirm that Devils Rejects was a fluke. This is the worst movie Zombie has made by far.

Plotless and pointless and drags on with inactivity. Nothing happens. The soundtrack is flaccid. The dialogue sounds improvised. The gore is cheap and the ending bland.

Hugely disappointing
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Pet Sematary (2019)
2/10
So bad
17 July 2019
Strung together with zero characterisation or empathy. Edited jarringly to remove any cohesion of story.

Awful pointlessly sadistic ending that is the polar opposite of the tragedy of the book and original far more faithful film.

Riffs way to hard on expectations (ohhhh Juds bare foot) but is way too banal to achieve anything new

Just awful
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2/10
Style over any semblance of substance
16 March 2019
There's honestly nothing in the movie story wise. Instead it's a film made like a love letter to the worst parts of Wes Anderson. Angles, gimmicks, kitsch - and repeat and repeat and repeat.

No pacing, no heart and no memorable moments

Very disappointing
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