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Goldstone (2016)
Awesome, deep and keeps you planted.
I tried to get up and get some food a few times and had to throw this on pause each time.
Noting sexual or filth talk, but wont keep the kids interested unless your kids actually have a brain and aren't drugged up on 50lbs of sugar.
Acting was unreal...and I mean Unreal! Main character and co-star = awesome. Being in the states I had no clue who either were, but I know them now.
Main actor kinda like a combination of mel Gibson and Charles Bronson, co-star kinda like a serious woody harrilson.
Over all - awesome. Really good flick to add to my collection of QUALITY unlike 99.99% of the Hollywood generic politically correct crap shoved down my throat daily!
Equals (2015)
Fantastic actors - this is what acting looks like for all you sheep that don't have a clue
England always pumps out the best actors/actresses on the planet and this deep flick is a perfect example. The lead male is beyond on point and Stewart is impeccable.
Watch the entire movie without you semi-drugged up sugar sugar rush kids present and if you don't see these two leads as stellar, consider ending you garbage programmed sheep lives.
Fantastic acting, deep and awesome tale. Try to put the sugar overloaded kids to bed and watch this drama with an open mind. Kinda like Logans Run on steroids and with more depth,
Stewart is phenomenal and the male lead is obviously absolutely fantastic. Anyone bashing this film is either out of their mind or a competitor.
The Survivalist (2015)
Super low budget not worth even discussing
While it appeared as though this film would be an interesting view to help kill some time on a Saturday afternoon, the lack of 'anything' made for probably one of the most boring movies I have seen in a very, very long time.
The lighting and camera angles were all off and the scenery, or lack thereof, was also - boring.
If you are into staring at the same room with a few shots of the front yard of an old shed for 2 hours, then by all means, rent away and enjoy.
Otherwise, there is no plot.
Oddly enough, the producer decided to throw in a pornographic scene showing (in slow motion and in full view) a man masturbating.
I can only assume that the director thought that 60 seconds of raw porn would boost ratings? I don't know and I don't care. I am just happy that I might help someone else avoid the torture of watching this dull waste of time flick.
Ridiculous movie.
One and Two (2015)
fantastic - cant wait for part 2 please! (dont make it cheesy either if possible)
The 4 main actors were phenomena. I have seen practically every English movie ever made in my 45 years and with piles of crap coming out daily, high quality and intriguing films like this one are far and few.
I am not going to get into a plot analysis because my family loved it and didn't find any faults at all with the film.
I can tell you this though, and to give you an example of what to expect with this film; I just watched Chloe Moretz in a new film called the 5th wave and by comparison, this Kiernan Shipka completely blows Chloe out of the water as far as acting goes.
Kiernan acted so convincingly that you believe she is the actual person who she is playing in this movie, so much so that watching Chloe made it appear that Chloe has lost entirely her acting ability.
Excellent flick and a must see.
Ps: There was absolutely no filth or vulgarity in this movie. No lesbo scenes or anything else normal folks have no interest in. Major props to the directors, writers and producers who created an awesome movie the whole family can watch and enjoy (excluding little kids).