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Santa Inc. (2021)
Just accept it.
I don't understand Hollywood. Over and over Woke Comedy proves itself to be dead on arrival every time. They refuse to admit it and keep trying to win over people who frankly don't care about politics and just want to laugh without the political commentary.
Cosmos: Possible Worlds (2020)
What a let down after waiting 6 years.
The first seasons of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey was a magical CGI adventure through time and space, visiting distant star systems and far away galactic anomalies. 10/10 I would recommend to anyone.
Cosmos: Possible Worlds is like every high school history/science class rolled into one then poorly animated while being narrated by Neil. I hardly learned anything new or cool, for example the last episode I watched Neil told the story of Helen of Troy and the Trojan Horse, then explained why CFCs are bad and how they came close to destroying our Ozone Layer(like my 4th grade science diorama) followed by 20 minutes of Neil holding a baby and gilt tripping the audience for polluting the earth.
I was so excited for Cosmos to come back and all we got was this mess that is all over the place and frankly, felt like a kids show.
Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised (2019)
Well that was a mistake.
My friend told me to watch Brendan's Comedy Special because he said it was so bad it's funny. It was not... it was just bad. I never really minded Shcaub on Rogans podcasts because no one expects you to be funny on them, but now when ever he's on the illusion is gone and I can tell he's trying to be funny but failing horribly. Brendan Schaub believing he's an accomplished comedian is the saddest story of our generation.
Captain Marvel (2019)
Not the predicted dumpster fire but also no a smash hit...
It was like a 5/10 for me.. people rating it 1/10 or 10/10 are just caught up in the politics. I didn't like Nick Fury eye origin, the plot and story twist was super obvious and kind of meh. The visuals and soundtrack rocked. Ya.. forgettable if you ask me but not a flop.
Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas (2018)
Was this a joke?
If you told me this was made as an 8th grade arts project I would still have to take the risk of being labeled a jerk and say this was absolute garbage.
Fear the Walking Dead (2015)
Loved the first 3 seasons...
My god the new writers for season 4 really drug this show through the mud.. literally and figuratively. They spent their first half of the season killing off the other writers characters to make way for their own then make the villain some muddy old obese lady who uses zombies on a stick to attack her victims. The surviving characters from season 3 seem to all have gotten lobotomies because they're shadows of their former selves... walking around making the most stupid decisions just so the writers can conjure up some far fetch drama. Even Morgan who wasn't even a great character to begin with has fell off the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down, his story line has been to basically try to kill himself by way of some stupid decision that no normal person would make especially when 100 other non stupid options lay before him. I used to really love this show so I stuck with this season out of respect, I wont be back for season 5 if they some how get funding after the horrible ratings this season had.