bearsss Reviews

Iron Mask (2019)

I was expecting it to be bad, and it was worse

[1/10 · 29 January 2021]

The awkward dubbing makes the scenes hard to follow. This movie feels like a really bad school play. It's story is really rushed, and barely coohearnt.

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

Unexpectedly good

[8/10 · 15 September 2020]

This movie was so much better than it had any right to be. Some very clever jokes, very lighthearted, and a story that was easy to follow. I am impressed with this movies ability to understand that their true audience has aged 10+ years. The jokes are mature enough for adults to laugh but, would work for almost all ages.

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)

Turn your brain off for a few hours

[8/10 · 7 July 2020]

This is all action, it is a setup movie for a 4th installment of the franchise. I didn't expect to see a setup movie, but that's what it is. The franchise has been looking for a way to piss John Wick off as meaningfully as he was in John Wick 1, and it took an entire movie to achieve that. Its fun, brainless, and full of action.

I Kill Giants (2017)

Misleading trailer

[5/10 · 5 August 2018]

Honestly I know the movie is supposed to be mildly misleading, however I simply sat down expecting a sci fi action type movie. It is probably a better movie than I'm giving it but, my expectations were so different. It's like expecting to drink soda and, it is actually milk.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

unbearable

[3/10 · 30 January 2018]

Absolutely missed everything with this attempt. I really wanted to like this experience, but it just let me down scene after scene. I not only hated the two main characters, but I found myself rooting against them as they are the absolute worst.

T Is for Turbo (2011)

Mad Max with some flair

[7/10 · 30 January 2018]

A fantastic, movie around a post apocalyptic world. It really feels like a movie that was made in the 80's. A good watch for anyone looking to not take a movie to seriously.

I Am Bolt (2016)

He is absurdly talented

[4/10 · 30 January 2018]

He is very talented and works hard every once in a while. There I saved you 2 hours.

The Perfect Weapon (2016)

Oh the twists

[4/10 · 30 January 2018]

First off, this movie is awful, it has very few redeeming qualities. Segal has a really weird creepy role where he touches some poor girl and then shows people he knows basic martial arts. The end of the movie however, makes this an amazingly awful movie. It has twists, like 7 in a row. Who knew a movie with almost no plot could have so many twists. I both hated and loved this trash bag. Worth a good laugh.

Arrival (II) (2016)

Just a solid movie

[8/10 · 30 January 2018]

This is a creative and unique take on the aliens have arrived movie cliche. I don't have much to say other than, it is a solid movie and if you like science fiction you should give it a watch.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Dead Franchise Tell No Tales

[4/10 · 30 January 2018]

These films are all just hot garbage. Cursed pirates are invincible but want to be able to feel, or die again need to be stopped by our main character. This is the plot to every Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Just hot Disney garbage.

Memento (2000)

Creativity at its finest

[9/10 · 29 January 2018]

You are stuck in the mind of the main character as he struggles to figure out what is what, and so do you. This film really is a 10 in creativity and to me that is so rare it doesn't get much better than this.

The Way of the Gun (2000)

Not bad action

[7/10 · 29 January 2018]

Basically this movie is fine. It has one thing that bothered me the entire movie and that is, absolutely everyone in the movie is absurdly relaxed and "cool". Other than that this is a typical action movie with some very fun gun scenes.

Treasure Planet (2002)

Creative and Different

[8/10 · 29 January 2018]

This movie succeeds with me for the same reason it failed at the box office. It is creative, different, and it does not follow the safety rails of a typical Disney movie, it does way more and I applaud it for that.

Oldboy (2003)

Twisted and Brilliant

[8/10 · 29 January 2018]

This is an amazing revenge story, where the viewer assumes the revenge is being gotten by the main character the entire movie. The ending ruined my brain for about 20 mins and I can't recommend this movie enough to anyone.

The Hateful Eight (2015)

Slow but good

[8/10 · 29 January 2018]

I am a sucker for Tarantino, but this has well crafted dialog, interesting characters, and suspense created with a slow moving plot instead of exploding buildings.

Sing (2016)

Movie by commitee

[4/10 · 29 January 2018]

Basically a movie made because, we like these actors, we like these songs, shove all of this in a shell of a story and we will eat it up. Things like this are getting tiresome. The main character of this kids movie doesn't pay his bills, his employees, he lies to get things, and is just a terrible person (koala), but as long as you never give up on your dream, everything will work out.

Eddie - Strongman (2015)

Eye opening documentary

[7/10 · 3 January 2017]

This documentary was very good in that it shows the inner preparations and sacrifices of a strongman competitor (Eddie Hall). The suffering they put themselves and family through, for low monetary value was eye opening. It really humanizes the men that are on TV once a year to pull trucks or throw kegs over their head. They all have incredible aspirations to become the strongest among them. Eddie Hall has a skewed mindset from your normal husband and father of two. Where he sees his children and wife very little and honestly doesn't seem to care about their lives or problems for most the movie. The human inside comes through at the end. To be honest this film did more than grab my attention, I will most likely watch Worlds Strongest Man next year.