Platypuschow
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Plot
A woman wakes up on a distant planet and finds the crew of her space station viciously killed. Her investigation into what happened sets in motion a terrifying chain of events.
Cast
Aaron "I don't get the appeal" Paul, the stunning Eiza González and a few other faces that you'll likely struggle to name but you'll know that from something.
Verdict
I went in blind, I'd never heard of Ash and that says a lot about its marketing. Within moments I thought to myself, this is going to be good. It had an Event Horizon vs Dead Space theme and I was excited for what was to come. I really set myself up for that fall didn't I?!
Ash has a tried and tested concept yet dangles originality in front of you only to rip it from your grasp throughout its run time. There's nothing new here, and even if there was it's all so dark you'd likely not appreciate it anyway.
So the plot is nonsensical, Paul is weak as usual, the splatter effects that are also teased are heartbreakingly lacking and the whole thing feels very much like a "What could have been".
I had high hopes, they were squandered. It's not that it's a bad film, it's the fact that it's a bad film that should have been good.
Rants
This has wet my appetite for a live action Dead Space movie. Can you imagine it? The very idea has me salivating. If handled by a competent writer, and the special effects done by people who could do it justice that could be a masterpiece. Will we get it? Yeah sure, around the same time as we get Dead Space 4.
The Good
In places it looks the part Eiza González A couple of decent ideas
The Bad
Too dark and with cheap lighting effects Everything feels like it should have been done better Aaron Paul Very ugly in places.
A woman wakes up on a distant planet and finds the crew of her space station viciously killed. Her investigation into what happened sets in motion a terrifying chain of events.
Cast
Aaron "I don't get the appeal" Paul, the stunning Eiza González and a few other faces that you'll likely struggle to name but you'll know that from something.
Verdict
I went in blind, I'd never heard of Ash and that says a lot about its marketing. Within moments I thought to myself, this is going to be good. It had an Event Horizon vs Dead Space theme and I was excited for what was to come. I really set myself up for that fall didn't I?!
Ash has a tried and tested concept yet dangles originality in front of you only to rip it from your grasp throughout its run time. There's nothing new here, and even if there was it's all so dark you'd likely not appreciate it anyway.
So the plot is nonsensical, Paul is weak as usual, the splatter effects that are also teased are heartbreakingly lacking and the whole thing feels very much like a "What could have been".
I had high hopes, they were squandered. It's not that it's a bad film, it's the fact that it's a bad film that should have been good.
Rants
This has wet my appetite for a live action Dead Space movie. Can you imagine it? The very idea has me salivating. If handled by a competent writer, and the special effects done by people who could do it justice that could be a masterpiece. Will we get it? Yeah sure, around the same time as we get Dead Space 4.
The Good
In places it looks the part Eiza González A couple of decent ideas
The Bad
Too dark and with cheap lighting effects Everything feels like it should have been done better Aaron Paul Very ugly in places.
Plot
The first filmed version of Frankenstein. The young doctor discovers the secret of life, which he uses to create a perfect human. Things do not go according to plan
Cast
Unfamiliar with those involved.
Verdict
I'm somewhat of a completionist and I went through a spate of watching every single Frankenstein adaptation from the loyal to the comedic to the just plain odd and naturally being that this is the first ever filmed version is where I began.
Now when it comes to films from this period you do of course need to look at them very differently, it's not that you must lower your expectations as that's rather ignorant it's that you must adjust them and respect the limitations of the time and take it for what it is.
There are plenty of both shorts and features from this period I've enjoyed greatly and amongst the Frankenstein adaptations were some masterworks but this alas is not one of them.
I'm not a fan of silent cinema at the best of times, I do prefer it when a musical score is placed over them but even then I tend to find their choices very distracting and usually ill fitting.
Frankenstein here is undeniably historic, unquestionably a pivotal moment in cinema history but let's not create a bias for ourselves and convince one another that means that it's good.
Frankenstein (1910) is bland, ugly and lacks entertainment value in this age.
Rants
I think that's something people need to get past, just because a movie is a "Classic" or even "Cult" doesn't mean it's good by default. People raise such things as if they're untouchable and cannot be criticized, they can and they should be. Nothing should be as such, nothing should be free from subjectivity.
The Good
Undeniably a breakthrough for its time
The Bad
Boring Questionable score Nothing more than a forgettable stepping stone.
The first filmed version of Frankenstein. The young doctor discovers the secret of life, which he uses to create a perfect human. Things do not go according to plan
Cast
Unfamiliar with those involved.
Verdict
I'm somewhat of a completionist and I went through a spate of watching every single Frankenstein adaptation from the loyal to the comedic to the just plain odd and naturally being that this is the first ever filmed version is where I began.
Now when it comes to films from this period you do of course need to look at them very differently, it's not that you must lower your expectations as that's rather ignorant it's that you must adjust them and respect the limitations of the time and take it for what it is.
There are plenty of both shorts and features from this period I've enjoyed greatly and amongst the Frankenstein adaptations were some masterworks but this alas is not one of them.
I'm not a fan of silent cinema at the best of times, I do prefer it when a musical score is placed over them but even then I tend to find their choices very distracting and usually ill fitting.
Frankenstein here is undeniably historic, unquestionably a pivotal moment in cinema history but let's not create a bias for ourselves and convince one another that means that it's good.
Frankenstein (1910) is bland, ugly and lacks entertainment value in this age.
Rants
I think that's something people need to get past, just because a movie is a "Classic" or even "Cult" doesn't mean it's good by default. People raise such things as if they're untouchable and cannot be criticized, they can and they should be. Nothing should be as such, nothing should be free from subjectivity.
The Good
Undeniably a breakthrough for its time
The Bad
Boring Questionable score Nothing more than a forgettable stepping stone.
Cast
Not familiar with anybody involved. Alice Oliveira was surprisingly good here.
Verdict
It's a rarity I give a movie a 1/10, because that means a movie has absolutely redeeming features and that's quite the accomplishment if I cannot see one single memorable, enjoyable or competent thing throughout its run time.
Shadows Side from all the artwork looks like we're going to see something Lovecraftian, one poster I saw even featured portal right out of Dr Strange. Let me be clear, there are no portals, no tentacles, and everything used to advertise this movie is just a lie.
The movie a cheap and nasty tale with cringe inducing special effects, a plot that makes absolutely no sense and where ultimately nothing actually happens and I found myself unforgivably bored to the point that the movie became a chore to watch.
It's so dull, and the dubbing? Or at least I think it was dubbing actually managed to make it worse.
Shadow's Side isn't worth your time, it doesn't even have a novelty value like Scyfy/Asylum/ITN movies it's just terrible.
Rants
Cover art seems to be the way indie filmmakers really push their film. They can't make the film look good but they can at least reel you in with some striking memorable artwork (Even if most of it is AI). They can create anything regardless of whether it's actually featured in the movie. Shadows Side is a fantastic example of this, they lie before the opening credits have even rolled.
The Good
Nope
The Bad
Terrible dubbing Incredibly boring Plot makes no sense Really ugly Dishonest cover art.
Not familiar with anybody involved. Alice Oliveira was surprisingly good here.
Verdict
It's a rarity I give a movie a 1/10, because that means a movie has absolutely redeeming features and that's quite the accomplishment if I cannot see one single memorable, enjoyable or competent thing throughout its run time.
Shadows Side from all the artwork looks like we're going to see something Lovecraftian, one poster I saw even featured portal right out of Dr Strange. Let me be clear, there are no portals, no tentacles, and everything used to advertise this movie is just a lie.
The movie a cheap and nasty tale with cringe inducing special effects, a plot that makes absolutely no sense and where ultimately nothing actually happens and I found myself unforgivably bored to the point that the movie became a chore to watch.
It's so dull, and the dubbing? Or at least I think it was dubbing actually managed to make it worse.
Shadow's Side isn't worth your time, it doesn't even have a novelty value like Scyfy/Asylum/ITN movies it's just terrible.
Rants
Cover art seems to be the way indie filmmakers really push their film. They can't make the film look good but they can at least reel you in with some striking memorable artwork (Even if most of it is AI). They can create anything regardless of whether it's actually featured in the movie. Shadows Side is a fantastic example of this, they lie before the opening credits have even rolled.
The Good
Nope
The Bad
Terrible dubbing Incredibly boring Plot makes no sense Really ugly Dishonest cover art.