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Mememe no kurage (2013)
Incredible Movie Magic and State of the Art Storytellying
This mastermind of a brilliant handwriting in art of storytelling is beyond mere mortal comprehension. The depths of human ego it dives into give great rennasanice to human mind. A film creation to be held up to the heavens for ages to come. We believe in these Jellyfish Eyes. They lead to great awakening. One would live without completion if one did not partake in such beauty of film making experience.
Be good to your own self by looking upon this majestic masterpiece. I suggest the viewing to be paired with Cuttlefish in it's Ink & Gremolata. Along with a fine brie and aged Jellyfish vino. God speed.
Savages (2012)
Big Pile of Dog Sheeeeit
The only good scene is the interaction between Travolta and Toro.
Aside from that...
This is by far one of the stupidest movies ever created. Navy SEALs on call for an illegal operation because one of the jabronis served in OIF/OEF? Complete Hollywood ignorant unresearched trash. Dog trash. For Dog garbage minded folks. You'd have to be a moron to think this film is anything but trailer trash garbage. The main characters were beyond unbelievable and annoying. I wanted them to bite the dust from the first five minutes of the opening. At least I got my wish by the end.
....Nevermind. Fish hook ending. Rewind it and give it a "good" ending. Absolute trash.
The Lost Pirate Kingdom (2021)
Historically Inaccurate and Obnoxiously PC
Why call it a documentary when it gives nothing but misinformation. All of the "historians/experts" are hacks. I would have actually enjoyed the awful, hokey reenactments and lousy cgi sailing ships if at least it was truthful about the content. Screw Netflix for claiming this twisted history is a documentary and not purely fictional entertainment.
As well, we're talking about Pirates in early 1700s here. What's with all the "woke" garbage? For example: Anne Bonny was disguised as a male when sailing with Calico Jack; she did not "have her shirt open exposing her breasts proving to the world she did not need to adhere to society's expectations." Proving to the world! The entire world! Yeah, whatever you say.
Wounds (2019)
Incredibly good.
Just a bunch of morons reviewing this movie. Morons that always need things explained to them. The movie had fantastic sound and music. It had great acting. The pacing was crafted well in coinciding with the psychological mind bender of a story. I don't want to say much more because this is the sort of horror flick you should watch knowing nothing of it. I feel that most of these reviewers have no idea as to what makes a great horror film. I definitely recommend it to any true lovers of the horror genre. It's not for idiots that like sht like Paranormal Activity.