Wine-Minister Reviews

DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Deus Ex Latrina (2021) Season 7, Episode 6

Great episode

[10/10 · 22 November 2021]

Really deep character development, all previous storylines have been explained, great ending and you finally will understand all previous jokes about red button in Waverider's toilet.

Yeah, some decorations could be more authentic, but still they are good enough.

Still can't believe that this is final season of Legends, because it's far better and really different from previous, but they are still Legends.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again (2016 TV Movie)

Just the worst TV remake ever

[1/10 · 8 November 2016]

It's hard to make a TV version of movie better than original.

After seeing that piece of shi... television, I wan to say that entire universe and culture of Rocky Horror was raped and humiliated in every frame of that movie.

First it's just a poor copy. Remake brings nothing to characters, story line on visuals. Laverne Cox just destroyed everything. If a woman is playing a transvestite she should play a man and a great story line can be made out of that (just remember Victor/Victoria) but all what I see is just a woman with a very bad make up.

Other characters look also bad. Very childish. Original movie was about discovering your sexuality, this one is about... Nothing. There is no sexuality in it. And "Rose tint my world" sequence is one of the best moments in the movie here is downsized to some 6+ child show.

If you have ever seen original movie - don't try to watch that horrible performance. It will hurt, you will spend your days in agony thinking "They ruined everything" One of the worst examples of modern cinema art. Too bad it can't be burned and forgotten like some old movies on film, the digital nature of internet will save that giant piece of shi... forever(((

Robotboy (2005–2008)

Again good idea is destroyed with bad characters.

[1/10 · 15 July 2007]

When I first watched Robotboy, I found it fresh and interesting, but then I noticed, that with each episode this show is trying to teach you how to behave yourself, what is good/bad. Episodes became predictable. And main characters are not interesting. Again we see a hyper-smart boy, beaten by his older brother, parents who don't understand their kid, and his friends: girl and fat boy. Also this show has no logic. A super-modern robot who works on two AA-size batteries, and can use a lot of weapons. But the biggest problem is the difference between activated and super-activated modes. We see two different robots, and it declines main idea of the show: "Robot must learn how to behave himself in human society"

The Cramp Twins (2001–2005)

The Worst cartoon?

[1/10 · 21 June 2007]

First I watched this cartoon 2 years ago, after three episodes I understood that this is stupid cartoon about stupid unreal people. First Cramp family. Brainless father, mother with soapy brain, aggressive Wayne, Lucien, who supposed to be smart, is just to obsessed with ecology, healthy food etc... Winkle family is another strange family, rich, fat, stupid aggressive father, Wendy, who is too obsessed with Wayne and hate all other children and people etc. Parsons family is just... just ancient, they have never visited school, they don't have paper, they live near Cramp family, but in a house made of junk near bog. If characters and situations from many other cartoons can be projected on real people, these are too unreal and not funny, that is the reason for not to watch this cartoon.

The Powerpuff Girls (1998–2004)

The most annoying show

[1/10 · 17 June 2007]

When I first watched this show on Cartoon Network, I found it uninteresting. Then I read a lot of good messages about this show, and I decided to watch it. The show was so boring. Each episode was predictable. More, this show has no logic. Hypersmart girls, who are going to school and sometimes do such stupid things, 99% of episodes start with a Monster attacking Townswille, then Mayor (he is a real fool, he is NOT funny, he is so stupid, that I can't imagine how he became a Mayor). Professor, yes, supposed to be the smartest person in this show, but actually... He even found no difference between monster and his brother. Narrator's comments also make this show boring. Because they also have similar lines in the beginning of each episode and in the ending. Also the animation is very strange. Everything except main heroes is shown in an ugly way. Also in every epsode this show is giving you some life-lessons, and it means that it is oriented on little children, but if you look closer, you will see, that there is a lot of violence and even blood(!!!) during their battles.