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House of Wax (2005)
almost as good as being hit by a car
After watching Kingdom of Heaven some people at work asked if I wanted to stay after and watch House of Wax. I said sure and got some beer while I was waiting.
Good thing. Even with drinking 6 beers during the 2 hours and 10 minutes (waiting for people to show, then during movie) House of Wax was more like House of Insert Funny Adjective Here That Degrades the Movie.
The beginning is slow, the acting is the only thing scary, and the special effects looked like they were created by "special" people. Paris Hilton can't act, then again, not too many people in this movie could.
All the character are so annoying that you welcome their deaths. The only thing to watch for if you are going to see it, is the when the Johnny McBadAss character throws a bottle of beer then jacks up the hood on his hoodie. I've been doing that for the past few days now and my street cred is shooting through the roof.
The Village (2004)
terrible (small spoiler)
just saw this sack of dung. Out of 8 people 1 liked it. 2 thought it was OK. 5 people thought it was terrible. It is garbage. I thought it wouldn't be good when during the previews, they showed clips of his other movies. that's a sign the movie will stink. Don't waste your time on this hunk of crap until it's on video. What a waste of acting talent. Adrien Brody- wasted. William Hurt-wasted. Sigourny Weaver-wasted. I was impressed by Ron Howards daughter, but that was it. It was one of those movies, while watching it I thought it was terrible and kept hoping it would redeem itself. Well, it didn't, it is a horrible movie. It's just another case of the ultra crap that Disney is putting out. SPOILER I mean the guy takes the drugs, but no needles to use it with. So many plot holes in this pile of crap. Go see something else.