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The Amityville Horror (2005)
oh my god did this suck(maybe spoiler)
After seeing this movie I had to admit it was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen (Battlefield Earth included). When this train wreck of a movie was finished I had to wonder...did the script writer and/or director even read the book or see the original movie???? Refresh my memory..at what point in the book does George Lutz become an axe wielding psychopath??? Where does it mention some ignorant Indian killing preacher that lived in the house and had a torture chamber in the basement? When in the hell did they get this stuff. I seriously think dimension films owes me a refund for the time spent at this movie. I went to their website, but there is no way to contact them, no surprise there. If they keep putting out garbage like this I wouldn't want anyone being able to contact me either. I really don't remember any part in the book or original movie where Mrs. Lutz turns into some Bruce Willis one-liner spouting action hero. "No one dies today!" before wacking George with a shotgun or whatever the hell she picked up. If I were the Lutz's I would be ticked to be portrayed in this way. After making this movie, poor Ryan Reynolds actually has to keep Blade Trinity and Van Wilder on his resume as his best work to-date. Sorry Ryan, hope things get better for you. Please avoid this movie if you can, and if you did already see it, let me know if you know how to get a hold of the studio so I can demand a refund.
The Village (2004)
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Okay, it was a pretty good movie, but what I want to discuss is this: Joaquin Pheonix's name in the movie is Luscious Hunt, now, did anyone notice when they finally mentioned his father's name that is was Michael? That's right, say it with me boys and girls, the father's name was Mike Hunt! Now I can't help but wonder was this intentional on the part of the director, or just perhaps some weird over-site? I did like this movie, unfortunately you can't say a whole lot about his movies without spoiling them. I did think that Ronnie Howard's daughter did a very good job. I assume that this was her first role? Does anyone know if she has ever done anything else besides this movie?