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Uncle Goddamn (2004)
Awesome
This movie is a polemic on the state of rural America.
A hour a spent with some seemingly unreal surreal ultra real American family with sociopathic hatred for their uncle. this guy, totally drunk, totally has no idea of the state of reality he lives in. Rural trailer stuff fulled of beer set on fire by sociopathic nephews. Hes also a racist, a telling story of heart break and race hate. At the drop of a hat, this guy will spew forth a torrent of racial hatred directed at every minority under the sun. Completely and utterly fascinating, production values reached a nadir of 0. shot on an ancient home video camera operated by rednecks drunk on meth. in the haze of unnatural intoxication we are treated to a spectacle of unheard of proportions. pranktastic to the extreme, these traviesos show little to no to none respect for human dignity or blood ties. blood is thicker than water but not bud light, or crystal methamphetamies.
Cockfighter (1974)
Absolytely brilliant movie
Unlike everyone here (except one) one of the best parts of this movie is the cockfighting scenes. Cockfighting is a truly amazing thing. Unfortunately, if you don't know how to follow it, it just looks like two birds flailing. Here the director films in perfect slow motion a real cockfight and you see the intelligent strategic way roosters fight. They duck each others attacks and counter attack and fight from the bottom. People need to get over themselves and realize that poultry chickens (the ones you eat) live much worse lives then these gamecock, so enjoy it for what it is, an amazing display of real nature! This movie, besides the cockfighting, is also brilliant. The silent main character puts on a hell of a performance without saying a word. All the praise for the actual movie has already been said here, I just wanted to emphasize that in fact one of the best parts of this movie is that its probably the only place you'll ever see one any film cockfighting with any respect for whats actually going on. In short clips in news or TV about cockfighting, theyll film it from far away so you cant actually understand whats going on. Its almost as if they're afraid if people actually could see the action they might actually enjoy it. Everyone who hates cockfighting will hate it even more if you see it up close. For those with an open mind, see what its all about.
The Hot Chick (2002)
An actual review, not a contest to see how many times i can say "hilarious"
Honestly, I am disappointed at the lack of negative reviews for this. How can such a horrible movie have only 3 negative reviews? Apparently everyone recieved a lobotomy before watching this movie.
I must say, this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
For all you who say "of course its stupid, but its stupid funny! what were you expecting?", No, it WASN'T funny. I knew it was going to be stupid, but good lord, I literally sank down in my chair cause I was embarrassed to even be in there. I planned on going to sleep or staring at Anna Faris (god damn she's hot) till my friend who dragged me into the movie realized how horrible it was and we left. the worse part is that the ENTIRE audience was laughing like hyenas, AT THE DUMBEST THINGS EVER. EVER. Even at the things IN THE GOD DAMNED COMMERICAL. I just don't understand. I've lost all faith in modern movie going audiences.