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Star Trek: The Alternative Factor (1967)
Worse episode of season 1
Confusing, lame effects, bad acting, dumb dialog, and weak plot! The entire episode should have fallen off a cliff. The only saving grace? Lazarus's ship seems right out of the Jetsons!
Leviatán (1984)
"I never made anything I was ashamed of"...OH YEAH?
Absolutely one of the worse films ever made. A slice of Italian garbage. So cheap no audio was recorded during the filming, like in the silent days, then added after editing. And someone else dubs Cooper's voice to boot! And there he is, the "Star" of the movie, the Iconic Alice Cooper himself, filmed in 1984, just after Cooper was released by Warner Brothers Records for his run of "blackout" albums, {the ones he was so drunk, and stoned on Cocaine he can't remember recording them} as well as yet another stint in rehab. No band, no tours, so why not subject yourself to making a "C" rated horror flick, that lacked any horror, or even anything associated with competent acting, directing, or dialog. So what we get is Cooper sleepwalking through this pile of feces, all with an expression on his face, that seemingly says.."God, how I hate my life"!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Stoned or not,, garbage still stinks
Here we have Hunter S. Thompson's screen adaptation of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". I don't remember this film when it was released back in 1998, and I don't need to wonder why. There are hundreds of bad movies out there, they are a dime a dozen, but the truly horrid ones are at least memorable, not so with this excessive nonsense. This forgettable slop is about Thompson's trip to Vegas, with his lawyer, to cover the Mint 400, 500, or whatever. To think that Thompson did not embellish his drug soaked experiences is a tad naive. In my humble opinion Thompson was so drugged out, many of the experiences he had were the hallucinations he witnessed while stoned in his hotel room. Depp is at his worse here, trying to deliver his lines while clinching his teeth around his cigarette holder, Del Toro does most of the heavy lifting here. Many of us today, like myself grew up during the 60's counter culture, and don't need films such as this fantasy to know the drug experiences of the day, along with the strife of the times were not anything to invoke laughs, unless your only memories were through the fog of booze and drugs. Like this film they were a bitter experience , better to be forgotten.