the_steel_rat1 Reviews

San Andreas Quake (2015)

this movie is Really bad

[1/10 · 26 May 2015]

this movie right from the start is bad, when i mean bad its not in the good way its in the traditional meaning of bad as in Rubbish,

the acting is terrible from the start with all actors concerned, I did wonder if it was meant to be like that to give that B movie feel to it, but alas no, they just cant act.

as for the special effects they look like they have been made on an old PC of the 80s most home made visual effects on you-tube look far better than this.

please do not waste your time watching this movie unless you are a glutton for punishment, I didn't make it through to the end of the film as the first 20 minutes was enough for me, to sum up an after shockingly B movie where the only real disaster is the acting and effects.

Hijacked (2012)

a masterpiece of bad film making

[1/10 · 17 August 2012]

This movies has it all, bad acting, bad sets, bad lighting, terrible plot, bad soundtrack that lacks atmosphere and depth, this movie should be shown to students at film schools to show many examples of how not to make a movie! OK for example the plot is set on board a luxury aircraft that's flying in the air, i say in the air because you the viewer has no idea the plane is moving, not a glass nor a bedside lamp moves while its in steep take off, glassware seems to be everywhere too on flat surfaces where any normal movement would cause it to fall over, the impossible size of the planes interior relative to its exterior draws similarities to Dr Who Tardis half of the film set looks like the interior of some manor-house in the Kent countryside is suppose to be the interior of the plane. i could go on but its not worth it. if your a film student , you must watch this movie.

Jackboots on Whitehall (2010)

a puppet film with no strings, no plot and no interest

[1/10 · 15 July 2010]

My god this film is bad, saw it last weekend.. The production value and quality of the film seems to be of questionable standards, this could be due to the low budget or just bad direction, the visual effects techniques that was used are in fact just action men on sticks and has about the same ground breaking impact on visual effects techniques as as a rather small wooden trowel has on a plant pot, the action men adverts back in the 1970s had better effects and better directed than this poor production, id rather spend an hour trying to poke my eyes out with a rusty spoon than expose them to this drivel again enough said .. see it at your own boredom.