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The Retirement Plan (2023)
What a waste
I know Nic Cage is broke but why does that stop him acting properly? He used to be a pretty good actor and I can think of many movies of his that were very enjoyable. This one has a cliched plot but could still have been enoyable 90 minutes instead of just meh.
There are a couple of scenes or lines. That are genuinely amusing but far too few to support an entire movie.
It is very sad to see Cage doing what looks like an.impersonation of Steven Segal. I don't mean when he is faking being old.but in the parts when he is being a real action hero. We all get old but choose different roles if you are not up to the part. In any case Cage is only 59. Disappointing.
A New Breed of Criminal (2023)
Fairly awful
A genrally awful film that is ot worth watching. There are lots of movies like this and you don't expect them to be great, but's it not hard to generate some sympathy with the villain or at least interest in their fate to pass an hour away. Not here. Dull, unexciting, and completely souless. Who could care how it ended?
T is realIy is amazing to see people award it a 10, have these reviewers ever seen any other "films"? To consider this a 10, or are these planted reviews?
Six hundred characretrs is far too long a limit ofr a minimum review, it s just tedious to fill in the extra chracters when a movie is so awful.
Fatman (2020)
Completely misleading description
Funny idea, but spoiled as not know what it wants to be.
Only in last ten minutes that Santa knows anything about the hitman - what battle of wits?
Very peculiar treatment, lots of people actually killed and santa "chides" the child!
Waste of idea and cast