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Prison Break: Sona (2007)
What's with all the running?
This show gets so crazy sometimes. The asian agent guy was about to kill the three of them. So Sarah shoots him dead and yet they all run when the police show up. It was self defense and I have a hard time believing that you aren't allowed to defend yourself. This was a very odd thing they did. Then Michael hold Sarah hostage why? This made no sense. It was 100% self defense.
Then poor Segura. I have a feeling Bellick is 100% lying about his wife. I bet she is wondering were the heck Segura went. I bet she and his aunt are at home and his dumb ass just went along with Bellick no questions or brains. He is a lovable character but all heart low on brains.
But this series has so many loop holes and weird things happening. But hey why the heck not. But seriously Tea Bag should have been killed in his jail cell a long time ago.
Ted Lasso (2020)
9/10 because I hate Nate he is scum
Ted Lasso is a show on Apple TV and was one of a few shows that made me want to watch Apple TV. Ted Lasso is about a guy who moved from coaching a American Football team to coaching a Football team in the UK aka Soccer. He has amazing co-stars. Coach Beard is his sidekick coach that came with him to the UK from America. He is super funny and a great second coach. You have the Owner Rebecca who initially wanted to destroy the team and everything to do with the football club. However Ted Lasso wears her down with his nice-ness and positivity. She becomes a great friend with Ted and becomes a happier owner. Keely is a model and becomes Rebecca's best friend. She is hilarious and a great British girl with all her cursing. She makes me realize that I was born in the wrong country. Because curse words are words and used properly isn't rude. Then within the show you have great guys on the soccer team. The initial reaction to the Americans was what you would expect but as time goes on they become better and start to love Ted and Beard. Then you have Nate. He was the towel/drink/cleaning boy. He was at first a person you felt bad for. Then Ted promoted him to an assistant coach. He then becomes jealous and starts to cause trouble and becomes a person you end up hating. It was really sad they went this way. They could have kept him as a nice guy who is happy he was promoted to a coach from a water boy. He could have been someone who appreciated his promotion. But no they make him become a complete asshole who you end up hating and wonder why he wasn't fired for the BS he kept doing. Nate needs to leave the show; he is worthless as a character now. This show is a great show and is worth watching.
The Orville (2017)
Great Space show
The Orville is a funny version of Star Trek. I very much enjoy this show. Seth is hilarious and somewhat believable as a captain. He does have stupid moments but that's the comedy which sometimes you forget if you use to watch Star Trek because they were more about the science and exploration. For example Ed and Gordon go on to a Krill ship and just act like complete idiots so it is hard to believe they are in space on an enemy ship that wants to kill all other races. The Krill would be like the Klingons and they should act a lot more mature and not make idiots of themselves. Yet they do by making their names something like Dave and Bob or whatever. Instead of listening to others talk and make names that sound like theirs. Three Krill mentioned names and gods names from so much a captain should be able to come up with better names. But this is supposed to be a comedy. Gordon however I get is the comedian but in this episode he was a complete idiot and the Krill would have known something was wrong just watching him act odd and saying all his idiot things. He is not a great anything but a pilot.
Kelly, Bortus, John, Isaac and Alana are all great side people. The entire crew is great. The show is worth watching and I hope they make many more seasons as there is not enough space and science shows. So many reality shows and food shows and criminal shows, but barely any science and future shows. It is nice to have this future space show even with it's silly humor that makes some of the episodes seem very unlikely, but either way it's great. Worth watching. Hopefully The Orville will have a Q type entity at some point.
Office Invasion (2022)
B Movie w/ A team & super funny actors
Office Invasion is a South African Comedy.
It is a hilarious comedy. Yes, it's a B movie but honestly that's what makes it so great. This isn't a movie that has millions of dollars for a budget. This is a film that took old school filming and didn't cost a ton to make. Before you rate it you have to realize it's a budget movie not from Hollywood or UK or South Korea. It is from South Africa give it a chance and watch it all the way through. If your a movie buff you will see this movie and appreciate it for what it is and all the nuances.
You have three friends that work at the same place just in different departments. The CEO is apparently the son of the man who created the company and truly sucks at his job. He has a sex worker as his admin and she comes out of the office in one scene with her boob hanging out and again it's a B movie but she pulled the scene off as if she had no idea it was hanging out. Comedy. Then of course you have three people come in and buy the company. All with horrible accents but it turns out they are aliens so they just found an accent they liked and just started using it. Then the nerdy trust fund friend has these crazy short scenes he runs through his head at various moments. You will love it when you see the first one. Because honestly at first you had no idea it was just him daydreaming. This movie is super amazing, especially being a B movie. Hopefully some of the actors get picked up for bigger movies. It would be amazing if the three main actors were childhood friends and like many other actors like this do movies and shows together as they had great chemistry. Watch this movie. It's Hilarious, but also remember it's a B movie filmed in South Africa.
See (2019)
Hello everyone
With Jason Momoa aka Baba Voss being a badass warrior father and chief. Why is his son a little testicle? You would think the Chief would have taught his children how to fight. Why is Kofun unable to fight at all? In this world he should be an amazing warrior. Trained by his father and able to see. You are a king if you can see when the rest of the world is blind. You could change the world for the good if you are the only one who can see.
The show is great but as I watch it I can't help but see the similarities between the blind and their religion and Christianity and Muslims. We watch these blind people and think they are silly people thinking fire is a god or gods built the Dam or write the Books. We in today's society know where things came from and how they are made. So we look at these people and their religion and think what simple people they are. However the same can be said about religious people in today's society. They believe in something that isn't real to make sense of something they can't handle. Life is hard and not having God's or God to blame for your problems means that you are responsible for your own actions and what you do.
Remember in a world full of people who can't see. The one eyed man is king of all. This story is the same as the few that can see have a massive advantage over the ones who can't see. It would be so creepy to not be able to see and have people just sneaking into your room and listening in on your conversation. Sighted people are so dangerous to the rich and powerful that they claim them to be witches and want to kill everyone. Because the people that can see will be able to simply take over and destroy the corruption in the world.
Riverdale (2017)
Spoilers 50/50 great & bad
The first two seasons were great. Towards the end of the second season was a little much. But then season three happened and all nuts were broken. The show started out great but then became way to banana nut shakes with tons of crazy sprinkles on top. Life doesn't have all this crazy pycho BS in it.
However I still watch because some of the characters are really good and well written. I enjoy the normal parts and some of the coming up parts like the dad going from a drunk to sheffif that's a great story. It's like they have two groups of writers. One group is writing the normal happy parts like Happy Days and 90210 while another group is writting Criminal Minds and X-Files.
Archie, JugHead, Victoria, MadDog, Pops, Josey, and a few others are great characters.
Riverdale: Chapter Fifty-Seven: Survive the Night (2019)
WTF
Spoilers
First off this show is way odd. Second this show is an American show so I know these people know about guns? Seriously WTF is with this looney toons show. First off their are only 2% of the population has redheads unless your in Scotland and Ireland you have 11-13%. So this many readheads is just impossible in one town. Then to have this many people that think D&D is cool and wants to play it so much that they loose there grip on realitythen, a cult in the town that harvest organs, a killer husband dad, and a drug king pin and a pycho old lady is to much. This is why I am glad I don't live in a small town in the middle of America. Cities in California you don't have this crap to deal with.
Locke & Key: Farewell (2022)
Great Show - Spoilers
Great show, wish it could keep going.
First I would never have gotten rid of some of the keys. For one I would have made Northern Africa and South America green. As humans are the ones destroying the planet. I would make Australia green as well. I would draw an ocean clean up machine that would automatically clean up all the trash we have littered all over the ocean. I would also draw a forever energy machine & a replicator to feed the world. I would draw a air purifier machine that will clean up the pollution. I would draw a bunch of robots that can help build & repair our infrastructure. I would keep the drawing key, door key, plant key & flying key.
But Netflix only likes to do 3 seasons so they ended the show way to early. So many miss opportunities. Good show though.
Scorpion: Strife on Mars (2017)
Walter is an Idiot
Spoilers
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Walter has to be the biggest idiot & the most petty person in this entire show despite having a 192 IQ. He fired Paige because he can't handle his own feelings & can't have her so fires her. He lost all my respect as a character from this moment on. He is a petty child and Paige can & should do way better than him. Still love the show but it is just so stupid that the rest of the team allows Walter to be the CEO of Scorpion. It is more of a Co-Op than anything else each member should have an equal say, so each get 14% if you include Ralph, Paige & Cabe.
Sin límites (2022)
Not very bright
Well the show is very good and accurate. However their biggest flaw is they didn't have enough salted meat and fresh water. Also when they stopped on land they should have stocked up on everything. But here is the biggest thing. Why did they not fish for food? Also if someone dies then gut them and chum the waters to bring fish and sharks to eat. These people aren't very bright.
Murderville: The Magician's Assistant (2022)
Real eating contest
So during this show did Will and Conan actually have a spicy eating contest? Because I can totally see that happening with the two of them and would make for a really funny back story.
S.W.A.T.: Survive (2022)
Thus episode was good but one thing.
Spoiler
Spoiler
Ok so when Deacon & Chris get ambushed I have two beefs with the action scene.
1. When Deacon was driving backwards head low why didn't he simply use the backup camera screen to drive backwards. A trained SWAT guy would not have crashed.
2. When they did crash and they got out Deacon's shoulder was out. Chris is apparently the best sharp shooter 20 has. So why didn't Deacon give the gun with the scope to Chris. He was clearly in pain and she is a way better shot. I would have given her the gun and taken her hand gun.
Black Summer: Alone (2019)
Good show
The episode Alone. That Lance guy has to be the biggest idiot in the world. First he finds a double door with lots of carts to a lit grocery store. First open the first door. Then turn it off in the door their is a button. Then stack the carts so they are tall and wide between the doors. Then that is protected. Then check the back and make sure that was bolted up. Then the gate were the trucks back up to. He had an entire store to himself with water galore and food for a year or longer. Then when he gets the axe he loses it within seconds. His is the dumbest character ever and you hope he dies because we all know he is a hipster in real life that orders half foam grass fed milk coffees with home grown nutmeg.
The Outlaws (2021)
Great filler show
This show is funny and fills a small gap of time between other shows. It is fun, witty and funny. It is worth watching and hopefully they will make more seasons.
Mad Men (2007)
The 60s to make you jealous
Let's first say this show has so much that is considered offensive nowadays. It is crazy how much they did back then. The amount of drinking, drinking & driving, littering, sex everywhere, racism, sexism, smoking and just so much more. Of course on the downside of this era NO Internet, however I went back in time with my knowledge I would be the world's smartest person. I would make so much money betting socks, shoes, clothes, restaurants, fastfood, stocks, just so much you would be able to predict. Start things like Google 4 years before they do and Amazon along with Google. Become a trillionaire no problem. Seriously though this is a great show so watch it.
This show has so much wrong with it because it is set in the 60s. The show is amazing and perfect. But the times, those people are portraying, is horrible. I can't believe how these people lived. I truly love this show and wish I was an immortal and could time travel. I would love to spend some time in this era. Just to experience it and all its craziness and outrageous shenanigans. But also the elegance and beauty as people took care of themselves and took time to do something. Plus all the nature and clean air out of the city and the ocean full of life, unlike today's world.
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I mean there is a scene in the park where they just tossed all their garbage on the ground before leaving. I mean seriously, are people from before millennials just idiots? What did they think at night the earth would eat their trash?
A man was riding a woman like a horse. A drunk woman drove a John Deere lawn mower inside and took a man's foot off. Women were treated as objects for their amusement. Let's not forget blackface and the racism back then. Just the sheer amount of things they did that are either outlawed now or just plain dangerous like lawn darts and drinking while driving.
The biggest thing that kills me is how cheap everything was back then and how much a dollar got you back then. We in today's age can not get anything close to what they got back then for a dollar or the equivalent. Inflation is stupid high compared to a living wage. If only I could be 18 in the 1950s. I would buy up so much stock and land. Honestly if you were a white guy and didn't become super rich back then, then you were an idiot. You had women who had a few rights and made like half what a man did if that. You had African and Asian and Latin Americans all didn't really make money. So if you were a man and white and didn't make a killing back then you suck at life. Basically it was free money back then. America was the only place you could manufacture anything around the world thanks to world war 2 destroying everyone else. It was like one massive non stop party with little to no rules.
Some numbers:
3 bedroom 2 bath apartment to buy in Manhattan NYC $30k
Brand new car jaguar $6k
House on several acres $20k
Salary $70 $150 $300 $500 week. Bonus $500,000 which today would be like a hundred million or maybe a billion.
This is what I can remember. But it was so cheap back then. Enjoy the show if you haven't watched it yet.
Interceptor (2022)
It's a Netflix B Movie
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Thor aka Chris Hemsworth is in this movie and protrays a TV Salesman. Probably the best acting he has ever done. I love him in Their but this role is way above that role.
This B Movie is 100% girl power. Even the girl in girl fight the enemy girl takes a deer antler in the throat, a bunch of gun shots and liquid foam in her mouth and throat. She survives and doesn't choke it bleed at all. She is like the G1000. But yeah all these people with weapons and some men way bigger than she is. Yet she wins and does what no one thought she could. Go girl power.
I watched this for all of the Thor scenes.
Breaking Bad (2008)
Two of the biggest idiots
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Walter White & Jessi Pinkman have to be the dumbest people on the planet.
Walter White is an ego maniac Walter who is constantly screwing things up. He is apparently a Nobel Prize winning chemist. He took a pay out from a legitimate company he started in college and regrets it. This fuels his stupidity. He doesn't know when to just shut up and do the work. If I was him and I got my way into the lab that the chicken place under the laundry mat. I would simply tell Gustavo to pay me $20 million a year and just do my job. But he had to be an idiot and let his stupid ego get into the way. He is a horrible person and has horrible lying skills he can't come up with a simple story to say his life. Again if I was him I would of told my wife I won at gambling. Then I would have Gustavo "hire me" as a partner so part of my income can be legally obtained by the restaurants. Not that hard. Then his idiot wife would have known nothing. Then I would start buying up small businesses and laundry small amount through them all. I would also do the cash for houses thing and own a ton of property and rent them out after I fixed them up. He just needs more ways to laundry the money and he isn't smart enough to see this.
Jesse Pinkman is just nieve and emo beyond belief. He needs to fist learn how to talk adult when he is around people of authority. He as well should have stayed quiet and respectful to Gustavo and he would make a ton of money and he needed to start laundrying his money as well. But the dumbest thing about this guy is in the end he just tosses his money everywhere. Doesn't even want money because it's blood money. What did he think the drug money was it is all blood money essentially. He makes so many bad desitions. If he didn't want the money why not give it to his two idiot friends. Go party. Travel the world. Do something besides sitting on the couch being all emo moppy.
Queen of the South (2016)
Super great show
This show is great. As far as the drug shows go like Ozark, Breaking Bad, Good Girls, Weeds, Son's of Anarchy, Peaky Blinders, it's up their as a top one. Lots of guns and shooting, so if you don't like that this show isn't for you. However if you can get past that it is a really good show. Lots of twists and turns and they have no problem killing people off. So you never know the ending. But the ending is a very satisfying ending. So 5 seasons to watch and you will know the ending and how to run a cartel.
Hanna (2019)
To bad it is only 3 seasons.
Had I been the head of this project. I would have broken it up for her childhood I would have made it 1.5 seasons and her adolescence 2.5 seasons. Then her adult 3-5 seasons. Their is a ton to work with. It is a great series and so much action and mystery. If you enjoy spy stuff then this is a perfect show for you.
Longmire (2012)
It's a great show just one flaw.
The show is about a Wyoming Sheriff (which is filmed in New Mexico) and a few others. It hits on tribal mistreated and small town growing pains. The sheriff is old and set in his ways and the young deputies just work around him.
The one thing that annoys me is that he doesn't have a cell phone. Because he doesn't want phone calls all the time. Yet him not having a cell phone put some many people in danger and himself on multiple occasions. It seems that the Sheriff without a cell phone is actually put people in danger or is reckless endangerment. Seriously I get he is stubborn but I seriously doubt any person in that high profile of a job or in any form of public service career like sheriff, police, FBI, DEA, CIA, Firemen, Ambulance, etc would be allowed NOT to have a cell phone. It is just dangerous not to have one and stupid. He can't get ahold of people and people can't get ahold of him. He can't take pictures of crime scenes or if he needs to be on a stake out. He can't call for help, he can't call for help for others which means people die when they don't have to if he just had a phone to call for help faster. It makes no sense and if some sheriff in some county really still excists then I truly hope they retire ASAP. Because they are a danger to everyone.
Other than that it's a great show.
Ozark (2017)
World class parents
Great show. Lots of drama and ups and downs. You get drug lords, red necks, hillbillies, suburbanites. It's so many classes and cultures all mixed into a giant margarita. Great show and you will get hooked. As far as drug lord shows like Breaking Bad, Son's of Anarchy, Queen of the South, Good Girls, Weeds, etc. It is a great show and I wonder if their was a boom in Ozark home buying in the area because of this show.
Parallel (2018)
The Multiverse
Parallel - Spoilers past first paragraph
This movie is about a mirror that can take you to multiple parallel universes aka the Multiverse. I quite enjoyed the movie and found it to hit some key moral dilemmas. I may be biased as I am permanently disabled due to Bone Cancer. So what I would do is simply seek out technology to find a way for me to walk. Once I could walk then I would find technology to end world hunger, clean up our oceans, get us to space, teleportation, clean energy, etc. Maybe even a way to find out who is an evil person to get rid of them. When I say evil I am talking about pedophiles and child molesters people who are on this level of evil.
Well one guy does kind of what I would do. There is a guy who is a worry wart. There is a guy who just wants to have fun and lastly a woman who wants to be a famous artist. They find this mirror and travel not just to other verses but also somehow time is warped. It leads to accidental killings and then purposeful killings. So they all spiral and it ends or does it. If you have time and want a fun and interesting movie this is a good choice.
Virtual Revolution (2016)
Fulldive VRMMORPG in 25 years
2047: Virtual Revolution
This movie is set 25 years into the future. So not much longer. Most of us will be very much alive. My son will be 35 and my daughter 30. So truly amazing to think about. Now bearing we all kill ourselves in a world war 3 situation. This world is very much a possibility.
The world has all the future things like flying cars, everything is pretty much automated, universal income and most importantly VRMMORPG or as Sword Art Online coined Fulldive VR. Let's talk a bit about biology. Our brain lives in the dark. It doesn't see, hear, taste, touch, smell, breathe or knows what sunshine feels like. Our brain lives in total darkness and when one of the sensory organs is heart or destroyed it can no longer use that sense. So blind people can't see and def people can't hear. However if we hook a camera to our brain or microphone to our ears we gain those senses back.
What does all this mean? Well if a computer can simulate wind or the feel of water? Would our brain notice it? If a computer simulated what chocolate smells like and tastes like and feels like and looks like would our brain tell us it isn't chocolate or would our brain not know? I may be a bit biased as I am permanently disabled due to Bone Cancer. I am in pain 24/7/365 and can't walk unless I have crutches. For me, Fulldive technology can't come fast enough. Even a 100% complete dive can't come fast enough. If it was safe to upload my brain to a computer and live in the virtual world I would in a heartbeat. To never be in pain again would be amazing. Also to be able to go to different worlds and do things like fly or swim underwater would be amazing. To explore different worlds would be amazing.
We will someday in the very near future have Fulldive technology and universal income. It is the most logical thing to happen. Then eventually Space travel as we put our consciousness into robots and no longer need things like air, gravity, food, temperature to a comfy setting to travel through space. So to explain the movie most people live in virtual reality. Food and shelter and connection is all provided. However, like always a small group of annoying people think their way is best or God knows best. Well the question is what if people really enjoy their virtual reality and don't want to be saved. Well this movie asks this question and answers it very well. This movie is very much worth it.
Next (2007)
Next: Ability to see the future
What an amazing power to have. I would go to Vegas and play Roulette. Since you can see 2 minutes ahead that's the perfect game to play. You put your bet at the last minute. To make it look like your not cheating you lose 2 out of 5 times. Never lose a ton but enough to not grab attention. I would play colors which is 1:1 pay out and I would play single numbers which is 35:1. So say you had $5 in your pocket. Place the $5 into the table in the red or black which ever will win. Then put the $5 back into your pocket and okay with house money. Each time doubling what you put down. So $5 then $5 in a color and $5 on a number. You win $10 and $175. Then you put $10 on a color and $10 on 5 number this way you don't look like your cheating in anyway. You then get $20 and $350 and lose $20. Keep doing this over and over doubling your bet each time one color and give numbers. Then lose in two random plays out of 5 or 10. But always make sure you lose once in awhile. You will be a millionaire within a few hours. A billionaire within a few more hours if they let you kove to the $50 minimum bet table which they most definitely will. They want their money back. This would be such an amazing power. You would also never get into a fight with your significant other. You can also have a ton of fun because you basically can read minds.
The movie is not horrible. Worth watching once every decade.
Con Air (1997)
Great Movie
This came out when life was great. I was a freshman in highschool and Clinton was President. We had a surplus of money, not like now how we are in dept. Politicians acted normally. Democrats and Republicans had differences but not extreme. Their was no Twitter or Facebook to make people really stupid. The 90's we're the best. This was a great movie with a great story. Funny people and great action and fighting scenes. This was when their wasn't graphics in movies, heck the agents used large brick flip cell phones. This was in the good ole days when directors paid lots of money to blow things up and destroy lots of stuff to make a scene believable. Now it's all CGI. This was when movies were movies.