moiraine2002 Reviews

The Rundown (2003)

Awesome! Spoilers!!

[12 October 2003]

This movie oustrips every movie i have seen in theaters this year! The rock is a great actor,and he is also an awesome action star. Sean Scott is so funny in this. Did anybody notice the peoples eyebrow? That was so funny!! Christopher Walken as always, scares the crap out of me. He is so good at being the bad guy. The funniest part of the whole thing is when Travis needs to pee,and his hand are tied!! The monkey thing was pretty funny too. Also the part where, Travis is speaking Portugese for Beck. This is a must see!!!

Super Troopers (2001)

Super

[28 February 2002]

I loved super troopers! its one of the funniest movies i have seen in a long time! it rocks from the opening scene until the end! i laughed so hard i was crying. if you need a good laugh go see this movie, it's great!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Stop stealing monkeys!!

[10/10 · 23 September 2001]

if you want comedy go see Jay and Silent Bob Strike back! there

wasnt a moment when i wasn't laughing! SPOILER ALERT! my personal favorite part was with the Scooby Doo gang. i loved

when Jay said "you guys need to turn those frowns upside down!

and i got just the thing for ya,we call 'em Doobie snacks!!" that

whole scene was awesome!the whole cock-knocker, thing was

the best!! i cant wait for this to come out on video. (Affleck WAS the

bomb in phantoms!)

The Cider House Rules (1999)

the best

[10/10 · 23 September 2001]

What can you say about a film as magnificent as this? We follow a

young man named Homer through his life at an orphanage,as an

apple picker, with his temporary girlfriend. This movie touched me

deeply. The cast was wonderful. Charlize Theron as always is

classy and fun. its been a long time since i have seen a movie that

makes you feel happy and sad at the same time so powerfully.

wonderful movie, a must see!

Scream 3 (2000)

great ending

[21 September 2001]

i was skeptical on the quality of this film, as i despised the first one and loved the second one. i was immediately happy with it though. it was funny as well as suspenseful. SPOILER ALERT!!! my absolute, without a doubt favorite part was when Jay and

Silent Bob were standing there, Gail walked by and they thought

she was connie chung,or whatever. i was rolling!!

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

kick butt movie

[24 June 2001]

this movie was well worth the money i paid to see it! it was inventive and funny. Angelina Jolie is one of my favorite actresses and i loved watching her as Lara. she performed mostofthe stunts which i think is fantastic, considering the amount of action in the film. SPOILER ALERT. my favorite scenes were the motorcycle scene,where she tips the bike on its front wheel and spins it causing the back wheel to smack up a bad guy, and the scene near the end where she is dog sled skiing! i also loved when she was bungeeing from the cieling. that looked like a lot of fun! i would reccomend this movie to anyone who loves action, action,and more action!(and a lot of Jolie as well! she is an awesome actress!)

Evolution (2001)

awesome!!!

[16 June 2001]

i loved this movie, and i would reccomend it to anyone who loves comedy and David Duchovny! he rocks in this movie! i thought i was going to pee my pants laughing! i loved the effects, although the aliens werent really realistic, i didnt go to see the sci-fi aspect of it like some people did. i went because it looked funny, and i wasnt dissapointed, believe me! i give this movie 2 thumbs up!

PSI Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal (1996–2000)

okay

[9 April 2001]

i enjoy this show and if it is on i will watch it, but sometimes i wonder if this stuff really happens. maybe I'm prejudiced by the x-files, but sometimes i find this show incredibly corny. most of the episodes are intelligent and well put together, but sometimes i find myself wondering what the heck is going on! usually though, it is very good and i would recommend it to anyone who loves the paranormal.

The Cell (2000)

scary fun

[23 March 2001]

this movie is one of the best iv'e ever seen. the effects were amazing! i was enthralled! Jennifer Lopez is a real treat to watch onscreen and i hope she does many more movies. the only thing i really didn't like was some of the gore. (SPOILER!) i was so sickened by the part where Peter went into the killers mind to save Catherine,and Carl got ahold of him and began winding his intestines around the spiked pipe. i couldnt even look after he started doing that.aside from some of the gore,the abuse scenes are very disturbing, but don't last long.there are some beautiful scenes too,so don't let this put you off of seeing the movie because it is a stunning piece of work! i love this movie and i hope to see more gems like this one in the future.

Hollow Man (2000)

good scary fun!

[23 March 2001]

this movie was very gory, but i really enjoyed it. Kevin Bacon is not the type youd imagine playing the bad guy,but it works. Elizabeth Shue is great as well as the rest of the cast. the effects were awesome as well as the plot. it lived up to the hype,in my opinion,and it stands out as one of the best films i've ever seen.

The Road to El Dorado (2000)

cute!

[9/10 · 23 March 2001]

we rented this movie for my friends little brother,and watched it with him. it was so cute! the animation is amazing in this movie. it is kind of reminiscent of "Aladdin" in the beginning.my favorite charachter was the horse. i think he was the smartest one of the bunch! this movie is really cute and funny,and i would recommend it to anyone!

Farscape (1999–2003)

great series

[12 March 2001]

this is one of the most enjoyable t.v. shows i've ever had the pleasure of watching. it is funny and intelligent. i love John Chrichton (Ben Browder) and also Areyn Son (Claudia Black) thier chemistry onscreen is awesome. i have two favorite episodes and those are "Bone to Be Wild" and "Crackers Don't Matter". those episodes are both hysterical. this show is really cool and i hope it goes on for a long time!

Forces of Nature (1999)

hate this movie!(Spoiler)

[12 March 2001]

this is the only Sandra Bullock movie that i absolutely despise! i liked the part where Ben is on the phone and Sarah flings herself on the glass. and when they are in the gay bar, but those are the only parts that i like. this movie was an utter waste of my time

The Mighty (1998)

sad,happy,funny

[12 March 2001]

i rented this movie for the fact that Gillian Anderson was in it. i was very disappointed that she did not have a big part, but this movie was very good anyway. it was your typical coming of age movie, but it was also different. i was very impressed

Independence Day (1996)

great fun!

[11 March 2001]

i love Will Smith and i love this movie! it is so funny. i have only

seen it a few times, but i love it, (SPOILER!) i love the part where

Hiller (Smith) is dragging the unconsious alien across the desert and is

yelling at it! that has to be my favorite part in the whole movie! The

special effects are awesome as well. the cast is great and the acting

wonderful. this is a must see!

The Lion King (1994)

the best!

[11 March 2001]

this has to be my favorite disney animated classic. i love every second

of this movie, and it can always cheer me up. the animation in this

movie is so great. and the soundtrack stands out as one of the best. i

love the bits with the hyenas! Ed is the funniest one in the movie!

(SPOILER!) i think that my favorite part has to be when Mufasa and Zazu

are talking about Scar and Zazu says, "He'd make a lovely throw rug, and

then you could take him out and beat him!" or when Rafiki is doing his

karate! those parts always crack me up!

Jurassic Park (1993)

amazing!

[11 March 2001]

this movie is so amazing! the special effects are mind-blowingly real. i

was waiting impatiently for it to come out on video when they made it. i

have always been fascinated with dinosaurs, and i hate those fake old

movies. this one surpassed my expectations! (SPOILER!) i love the

beginning when Dr. Grant is telling the bratty little boy about

Velociraptors. the look on his face is priceless as Dr.Grant brandishes

the claw in front of him and explains how they were used by the

small,but definately frightening beasts. it is very fun and also a

little corny at times, but very worth watching

The Mexican (2001)

lots of fun! highly recommended!

[10 March 2001]

im not a big Brad Pitt fan, or i wasnt before "Meet Joe Black" came out, but now having seen "The Mexican", i can say i admire his acting skills. i was very impressed with the way he and Julia Roberts worked together. i hope to see them as a team again sometime. i hope this is not considered as a spoiler since it was in the trailer, but my favorite humorous parts have to be when Jerry (Pitt) spouts off things like "El -Camino!" and "I need a lift in your El trucko, to the next towno!" it was very comical to watch him struggle to understand spanish. Sams' (Roberts) speech about how Jerry managed to "Forrest Gump" his way through the ordeal was funny as well. i thoroughly enjoyed this movie and would recommend it to anyone in need of a good laugh.

Dark Angel (2000–2002)

love it!

[5 March 2001]

this series is the best one I've seen since The X-Files! I have been a Jessica Alba fan since her days on Flipper, and I'm very glad that she is still acting. she has presence and charisma onscreen that few posses. her character Max,a genetically engineered killing machine, is suprisingly fun. I expected her to be quiet and mean ,but she is refreshingly like a typical young girl,she is funny,and sexy,but also very deadly! her friend Original Cindy,is very fun to watch,and it is great to see how they interact! i hope to see this series go on for quite some time...

So Weird (1999–2001)

suprising

[5 March 2001]

this show is suprisingly good. i was skeptical,for i am a big x-files

fan and i heard it was like the x-files for the younger crowd, so i

decided to give it a chance. i was very impressed. Fi is a strong

charachter (whom i would like to see return soon) who is very determined

to find anything and everything paranormal. Her brother Jack is the

skeptic,and teases her any chance he gets,but you can still tell that he

cares for his baby sister. Clu is the lovable doofus that they always

have on every show. he is a free spirit type, and he is funny. he adds a

lot of atmosphere to the show. Molly is the typical loving mom/pop star

who writes cool songs with bizzare lyrics and haunting melodies. the new

girl Annie is smart and recourceful like Fi, but she lacks a lot of the

drive that Fi has. the mysteries seem to come to her instead of her

finding them. ill admit there were a few really corny episodes in this

series, but for the most part this show is imaginative and smart! it is

a good show for people of all ages.

Playing by Heart (1998)

i laughed, i cried.....

[10/10 · 5 March 2001]

i rented this movie for the sole reason that my favorite actress Gillian

Anderson is in it. i loved the charachter of Meredith,but as the movie

got underway,i began to be more interested in the relationship between

Joan,and Keenan(Angelina Jolie,and Ryan Phillipe) i think the whole

movie could have been about them and it would still have been great.

Sean Connery is also in this flick and he puts in a wonderful

performance as the typical man, never understanding why his wife is so

mad at him. he is very funny. i think that this is the only sad movie

that i could watch every day and not be tierd of it. it is very fun, tasteful,and energetic. I give it a 10!

Flipper (1995–2000)

miss this series

[5 March 2001]

i used to wait all week to watch Flipper! it was my favorite show when i was 12. i love dolphins and that is the reason i started to watch it. i really miss the series and i wish the reruns would be put on sometime. i loved how all the charachters really cared for one another and Flipper. SPOILER! i think my favorite moment has to be the one where Flipper got stung by a manta ray or somthing like that, and the kids were freaking out and Jennifer calmly walked up and poured some coffee on him. that was really funny! my favorite episode was the one with the hurricane. that was so cool. i am glad to see that Jessica Alba is still acting. she is a great actress!

The X-Files (1993–2018)

great show!

[5 March 2001]

the X-files has been my favorite show for quite some time now. i love it to no end, and i will miss it terribly when it goes off air. when it first aired i was only 8 years old,and was really scared by some of the episodes,that i actually saw,so i really didnt get into it until around 1996 when i was 12. the first full episode that i saw was Ice, and i loved it! i started watching it in earnest and now i've seen most of the episodes that i missed. i love most of the episodes exept for one which jumps to mind as possibly the worst episode ever.(to me at least) that episode is Home. I absolutely hated that episode from beggining to end. it is disgusting,and also confusing. other than that,this show is entertaining and scary at times. in my opinion the 6th and 7th season were the best yet. there were so many great episodes in these seasons! i recomend this show to anyone that loves the paranormal!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

wonderful python madness!

[10/10 · 5 March 2001]

Monty Python is the greatest! their comedies are so out there and

funny.my favorite has to be this one though! it is so hysterical! i

especially love the ballad of sir Robin, and the odd frenchmen in the

castle aaarrrrrggggh! i have enjoyed this movie for many years and never

tire of it!......

Erin Brockovich (2000)

i cant believe how good this movie is!!

[4 March 2001]

when i went to see this movie, i was expecting to see a typical Julia

Roberts flick. i was seriously wrong. this movie is funny,provocative,

and true. it really makes you think about where your recources come

from. Julia Roberts was perfect as Erin. she is so funny and she is a

great actress. SPOILER ALERT!!!! the best scene has to be when Erin and

Ed meet with the other lawyers with all of the paperwork that Erin got

sighned, and they ask her how she did it and she replies that since she

had no brains or legal expertise, she performed sexual favors. and she

manages to say this with only a slight smile on her face. i was laughing

so hard i had tears rolling down my face. i also like the part where she

told the PG~n~E lawyers that they had the water brought in special from

a well in Hinkley and they refuse to drink it. i was also impressed that

they managed to incorperate the real Erin Brockovich into the movie.

that was pretty cool. this movie is a must see, even if you are not a

big Julia Roberts fan.