- Edgar Tooby: Always remember what Garfield the cat once said: "I don't care about the lasagna as a whole. I appreciate the layers."
- Edgar Tooby: I banished guns from my life once I realized how much they hurt people.
- Lola Spratt: You didn't realize guns hurt people?
- Edgar Tooby: Not till I got shot. I'm an experience-based learner.