Supergirl (TV Series)

Elseworlds, Part 3 (2018)

Carlos Valdes: Cisco Ramon

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Quotes 

• Kara Danvers : Cisco, will you do the honors?

  Cisco Ramon : Anything for my favorite Kryptonian. That's right, I have a favorite Kryptonian.

  Brainiac-5 : Yes. A good choice.

• Barry Allen : Look, we don't want any trouble.

  Oliver Queen : We just have a business proposal for Mr. Ramon.

  Cisco Ramon : A business proposal. I'm gonna pass. You see, I like watching my people put a beating on other people, so...

  James Olsen : So I guess we got that in common.

  Barry Allen : We've got this, right?

  Oliver Queen : Totally.

  [they get thrown across a bar table] 

  Bartender : Oh! Is now an okay time to ask for a selfie?

• Cisco Ramon : Stop, stop. Stop! Jimmy, what are you thinking? What, are you gonna kill 'em here, now? Gary's still cleaning up from the last mess you made, Clockwork Orange. Do 'em out in the alley.

  James Olsen : All right, come on, let's go.

  Barry Allen : Wait. Wait, wait, wait. I knew your brother Dante.

  Cisco Ramon : Stop. Hold up. How'd you know Dante?

  Barry Allen : It's a long story. If he were here, he'd tell you to listen to our proposal.

  [quietly to Oliver] 

  Barry Allen : What's our proposal?

  Oliver Queen : How'd you like to get rid of Superman?

• Cisco Ramon : All right, I've got ledgers to keep and miles to go before I sleep, so talk fast.

  Oliver Queen : Right. F-First, we need to know if you can vibe.

  Cisco Ramon : [knocking items off his desk]  Can I vibe?

  Barry Allen : Teleport, open a breach. You can still do that, right?

  Cisco Ramon : Rhetorical question. How do you think I got into all those bank vaults? But you, you didn't know that. You came in here not knowing if I could do what you thought I could do. That's very risky.

  Barry Allen : We're kind of desperate.

  Cisco Ramon : Please keep giving me more reasons to not do business with you.

• Oliver Queen : All right, listen, you could use your powers for so much more than breaking into bank vaults.

  Cisco Ramon : Go back to the part about taking down Superdick. That's the part I wanna hear.

  Oliver Queen : We're gonna get to that.

  Barry Allen : For now, I could teach you how to use your powers to get to a whole different Earth.

  Cisco Ramon : A whole different Earth. Tell me more.

• Superman : Doctor, could I have a word, please?

  [they grab each other and fly away] 

  Cisco Ramon : [opening a breach]  Well, that's my cue. I'm out! You ladies have fun.

• Barry Allen : We need your help.

  Cisco Ramon : Listen. I don't know who you think you are, but around here, people call me Mr. Ramon.

  James Olsen : You got a problem here, Mr. Ramon?

  Cisco Ramon : Case in point. Jimmy, uh, I think the Pet Shop Boys here need an education in how things work around here.

  James Olsen : I don't think that should be a problem. They don't call me Superman's worst pal for nothing.

• Superman : Still Barry?

  Oliver Queen : Oh, no, we...

  Barry Allen : No, yeah...

  Oliver Queen : Yeah.

  Superman : Oh, so it's fixed. That's great.

  Oliver Queen : Well...

  Superman : [noticing Cisco]  Oh, no. Kara?

  Cisco Ramon : Mr. Ramon. Am I supposed to believe this guy's Superman? What'd, you get him off the street? You don't even look like him.

• Cisco Ramon : [noticing a machine in the Fortress]  Hey, uh, what's this?

  Lois Lane : [he presses a button and a bright light flashes]  Yeah, you, uh... you really shouldn't touch that.

  Cisco Ramon : Hey, you could throw a party with this thing. Get some party favors; you know, I know a guy.

  Barry Allen : Look, everything is back to normal. Well, not everything.

  Superman : Where's Kara?

• Barry Allen : He's changed all of Central City. Maybe even the whole world. Everybody thinks he's you and we're bad.

  Cisco Ramon : I mean, I am bad.

  Oliver Queen : Hey, bottom line? Kara's nowhere to be found.

  Barry Allen : If we get the book back, we should be able to re-write reality again.

  Cisco Ramon : Yeah? And how are you gonna do that? You got a magic pen lying around somewhere behind these ice walls?

  Superman : No, it's not a pen. It's just the mind. I've encountered books like this before. The author writes things into existence through sheer force of will. But changing the story comes at a cost.

• Lois Lane : Do you have any idea where the book is?

  Barry Allen : If I were him, I'd keep it somewhere secure enough to also hold a Kryptonian.

  Oliver Queen : Easy. S.T.A.R. Labs. That place is under lock and key. I did time there once.

  Oliver Queen : Hey, so do we.

  Barry Allen : We... we did.

  Cisco Ramon : What'd you do? Did I say you could touch me?

  [to Barry] 

  Cisco Ramon : Did I say he could touch me?

  Barry Allen : I don't know.

  Cisco Ramon : I missed that part.

  Superman : [simultaneously with Lois]  I have to go.

  Lois Lane : You have to go.

• Oliver Queen : We need to talk.

  Cisco Ramon : Make an appointment with my assistant. Should have an opening around, uh, "go screw yourself."