Happiest Season (2020)
Victor Garber: Ted
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Quotes
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Ted : I have sunk almost all of our savings into this campaign. Because I thought, if I won, you'd all be proud of me.
Harper : We're already proud of you.
Sloane : We don't care if you win.
Jane : Yeah, and the money doesn't matter. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.
Ted : I love you, girls. And I'm sorry for making you think that anything could ever get in the way of that. I want to do better, and it will take time, but all I want for you is to find the same joy and happiness that you have given me, no matter where it comes from.
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Tipper : Harper, did you see that the Bennett's are here?
Harper : Yeah, we just ran into Riley.
Ted : Did you hear that she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins?
Jane : I should have her look at my mole.
Harper : No, I hadn't heard that.
Ted : It's very impressive! Her parents must be proud. And relieved.
Tipper : I know. That lifestyle choice.
Ted : Such a shame.
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Connor : Abby, what do you do?
Abby : Oh, I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie Mellon. My parents were professors there, so I kind of wanted to follow in their footsteps.
Ted : You know, before law school, I took all the money I had and went to Paris for a month. Spent every day in museums! That experience made me the man I am.
Abby : That must have been incredible. What a dream!
Ted : It was. Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh? Bet you could teach me a thing or two.
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Tipper : What is going on!
Sloane : Yeah, what is going on? Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I?
Harper : Don't, Sloane!
Sloane : Why? It's not good timing?
Tipper : Girls, stop that this instant!
Jane : Come one, guys. Just hug it out.
Harper , Sloane : Shut up, Jane!
Harper : Don't do this, Sloane!
Sloane : All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. Pathetic!
Ted : Sloane, you're making a scene!
Sloane : I am? You think she's so innocent? All of this is happening because Harper is... Harper is a lesbian! Abby's her girlfriend.
Harper : She is lying! I am not a lesbian!
[party goes silent as Abby leaves]