The Bad Guys (2022)
Craig Robinson: Shark
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Quotes
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Mr. Shark : I'M HAVING A BABY! IS THERE A DOCTOR? OR PERHAPS, SEVERAL SECURITY GUARDS, THAT CAN LEAVE THEIR POST AND HELP ME?
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Police Chief Misty Luggins : They've stolen the Golden Dolphin!
Mr. Wolf : C'mon, you can't prove that.
[the Golden Dolphin falls out of Mr. Shark's dress]
Mr. Shark : My baby!
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Piranha : Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po!
Tarantula : Uh, Pirahna? Did we forget something?
Piranha : What?
Mr. Shark : The present. You know.
Piranha : Oh, um... Of course I didn't forget.
[Farts]
Tarantula : You know you fart when you lie, right?
Piranha : What- no! I fart when I'm nervous.
Tarantula : Yeah! Nervous about lying!
Piranha : [Stomach gets gassy] Sorry.
Mr. Shark : Piranha!
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[repeated line]
Mr. Shark : Pop me, please.
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[Mr. Shark sniggers in schadenfreude]
Mr. Snake : Oh, no! No way!
Mr. Wolf : Snake.
Mr. Snake : [goes to sit with Mr. Shark] Oh, alright, alright...
Mr. Shark : This is going to taste extra sweet, 'cause I know how bad you want it
[Mr. Snake struggles, clearly reluctant to share the push pop]
Mr. Shark : Pop me, please.
[opens wide his mouth]
Mr. Snake : [struggles even more, quivering and sweating under the superhuman effort he's doing] Nope!
[slurps the push pop in one gulp]
Mr. Snake : Sucker!
Mr. Shark : THAT'S IT!
[grabs Mr. Snake]
Mr. Shark : I'LL TEACH YOU TO SHARE!
[proceeds to swallow Mr. Snake whole, much to everyone's surprise]
Mr. Shark : I like sharing, he's yummy.
Mr. Snake : [from inside Mr. Shark's stomach] Totally worth it!
Professor Marmalade : [understandably petrified] Well, that's terrifying.
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Piranha : A giant butt!
Professor Marmalade : Huh? Uh, it's-- it's not a butt. It's a lamp! In the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest-...
Piranha : I wonder whose butt it is.
Mr. Wolf : Uh...
Professor Marmalade : Once again, it's not a butt, thank you. It's a heart. Now, as I was saying...
Piranha : Then why does it have cheeks?
Mr. Shark : Shut it!
Piranha : What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.
Professor Marmalade : It's not a...
Piranha : Booty!
Professor Marmalade : It's not a butt! Not a butt!
Piranha : Does he know what a butt is?