Richard Roeper - Host: [reviewing "Van Helsing"] This is one of the dopiest movies of the year, thumbs down.
Roger Ebert - Host: It's dopey, all right, but thumbs up for me. I thought it was...
Richard Roeper - Host: You are KIDDING me!
Roger Ebert - Host: ...I had a great time, it's kind of a monster mash.
Richard Roeper - Host: What?
Roger Ebert - Host: You have Dracula, and you have Frankenstein, and you have the Wolf Man.
Richard Roeper - Host: Yeah.
Roger Ebert - Host: They're all together. The plot is NOT murky. Dracula needs...
Richard Roeper - Host: Oh, COME on.
Roger Ebert - Host: ...Dr. Frankenstein's secret of life in order to activate his own babies who were born dead, because of course, he's dead. Now, I thought that made perfect sense.
Richard Roeper - Host: Oh yeah, that makes perfect sense!
