Winston Duke credited as playing...
Gabe Wilson • Abraham
- Gabe Wilson: Let's make some traps or something, like some 'Home Alone' type stuff. That way, if she comes...
- Adelaide Wilson: Tell me you did not just reference 'Home Alone'.
- Gabe Wilson: You know what I'm talking about.
- Adelaide Wilson: Gabe. They've been planning this. They have the upper hand. This is the time to run, not to be sprinkling Micro Machines on the floor.
- Jason Wilson: What are Micro Machines?
- Zora Wilson: What's 'Home Alone'?
- Zora Wilson: I'm driving.
- Adelaide Wilson: No way.
- Gabe Wilson: I told her no.
- Zora Wilson: Dad's leg is messed up, you're handcuffed. It's not safe, I'm driving.
- Adelaide Wilson: Zora, no!
- Zora Wilson: I have the highest kill count in the family.
- Adelaide Wilson: You don't have the highest kill count.
- Zora Wilson: I killed both twins.
- Adelaide Wilson: Wrong. I just killed the second one.
- Jason Wilson: I killed Kitty.
- Gabe Wilson: [pointing at the family] So that's one, one, one and two. I killed two. I killed myself and Josh, so...
- Adelaide Wilson: It doesn't matter! Zora, get in the back!
- Gabe Wilson: No, we're staying here. That's final.
- Adelaide Wilson: You don't get to make the decisions anymore!
- Zora Wilson: [Jason has been trying to complete a magic trick] Maybe you could tell us what's supposed to happen, and then we can picture it.
- Jason Wilson: Maybe you can kiss my anus, Zora.
- Zora Wilson: Ew!
- Gabe Wilson: Whoa! Whoa!
- Adelaide Wilson: What?
- Jason Wilson: Anus isn't a cuss word.
- Gabe Wilson: Why are we even talking about anuses?
- Adelaide Wilson: Why would you say that?
- Gabe Wilson: I would have actually preferred you use a curse word in this case.
- Jason Wilson: There's a Family in our driveway!
- Gabe Wilson: Hold on. It's just a family. You scared of a family?
- Jason Wilson: ...A boogie man's family.
- Gabe Wilson: What's with all the attitude?
- Zora Wilson: I'm sorry.
- [sarcastic]
- Zora Wilson: Yay, track and field.
- Adelaide Wilson: Whoa. You don't want to run anymore?
- Gabe Wilson: You love track and field.
- Zora Wilson: Well, what's the point?
- Gabe Wilson: The Olympics.
- Zora Wilson: I'm not gonna make it to the Olympics.
- Adelaide Wilson: You could do anything you set your mind to.
- Zora Wilson: Can I drive while I'm up here?
- Gabe Wilson: No.
- Adelaide Wilson: No.
- Zora Wilson: That's what I set my mind to.
- Gabe Wilson: [revealing that he bought a boat] That's right. What do you think? Daddy is home, baby! Craw Daddy! Ha ha!
- Zora Wilson: He's kidding, right?
- Adelaide Wilson: He is not kidding.
- Gabe Wilson: Got a cassette player and everything. Leather seats! Glove compartment!
- Adelaide Wilson: Wow.
- Gabe Wilson: That's right.
- [showing them the life preserver]
- Gabe Wilson: It's even got one of these, baby!
- [the engine sputters and stops]
- Gabe Wilson: Oh, I got it, I got it. Guy taught me how to do this.
- [banging on the motor]
- Gabe Wilson: It veers a little to the left, so you gotta hold onto it. At least I got it really cheap.
- Zora Wilson: Will we all fit, though?
- Gabe Wilson: You know what? Y'all are spoiled.
- [the engine revs and the boat shoots forward]
- Gabe Wilson: Spoiled.