Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)
Tyler Perry: Madea, Joe, Brian
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Quotes
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Joe : [the Grim Reaper is standing in front of the car] Damn, I didn't expect to see him for a long time.
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Madea : That girl back there, her mama Debrah gonna let her go down to Lake Derrick for a party.
Aunt Bam : Mabel!
Madea : Yes!
Hattie : Down there where them children died?
Madea : All them people got killed. She's gonna let her go down there for some party.
Hattie : Well what the hell they going down there for?
Madea : I just said a party, a Halloween party, Hattie!
Aunt Bam : Why do these children insist on playing around with the devil these days?
Madea : You tell me, honey, you tell me.
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Madea : [to the Grim Reaper] I don't play this Halloween BULL-crap!
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Madea : [to the Grim Reaper] Where your eyes?
[reaches her hand into the black void and sees her hand disappear]
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Victor : Wait, 14 murders?
Brian : 14 murders. This makes me so angry!
Victor : I don't like being lied to. This is not like Gabriella.
Brian : Well it's definitely like Tiffany, she lies all the time. WHY would they want to go to a party where people have been murdered?
Victor : Even though the killer's been caught, this is still unsettling.
Brian : Yeah, paragraph two. Two brothers, the brothers were *never* caught, so they don't know what's going on up there!
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Brian : Look, let me read it, here. It says "In 1976, crime scene investigators were baffled by the murders at Lake Derrick. Authorities believe that the two men died in the vast wilderness surrounding the lake, but locals in the small town, they take another view. "I believe they're still up there," says Ray Jones. The Connor brothers, Jimmy Wayne Connor, and Bobby Joe Connor, were never apprehended."
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Tiffany : Guys, we can make a run for my car!
Dino : Yes!
Madea : Girl, how the hell all of us gonna fit in a damn Mini Cooper?
Tiffany : Well I was hoping that you'd stay here and we'd go for help.
Leah : Yes.
Madea : You know what? That's what we gonna do. We that damn stupid, we gonna stay here and let you go get in the car and leave. Y'all need some help.
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Madea : [Joe's driving her car at 2 mph with a flat tire] Pull over, Joe, you're driving too damn fast!
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Madea : Well honey, a car is a nice gift even if she got it for free.
Brian : No, it's not.
Hattie : Why?
Brian : Well for one thing, she can't drive.
Aunt Bam : Duh, Brian, YOU supposed to TEACH her to drive.
Brian : I TRIED to teach her! I was trying to teach her to parallel park, she backed into a tree!
Hattie : Why she do that?
Brian : I said 'Why did you do that?', she said 'I didn't hear the beep'.
Aunt Bam : Oh!
[nods]
Madea : What you mean 'oh'?
Aunt Bam : Madea, the new cars nowdays beep when you back up, honey, you don't know about having a good car.