Star Paws

First off, some of these early, glowing reviews here are obviously planted reviews. Other movies on their 10/10 review list share either the same writer or director - and I'm certain those other movies are trash too.

Anyway, if you want to see terrible, repetitive CGI, stupid dialog reminiscent of the stories kids make up on-the-fly as they play with their toys, and a few shots of real dogs sitting, panting, and sometimes walking, then this is the movie for you. It's so completely pointless its only purpose was to make a quick buck. It's padded with pointless dialog and "educational" tidbits to lengthen this junk to feature length. I'm looking at the same shot of the same pair of panting white dogs right now - for the fifth time already. The limited footage repeats as often as a child's attention span would allow. The animals "speak" but it's only a voiceover. They didn't even attempt to make the dogs do it. They just sit there.

So pointlessly stupid. Worth a watch if you wanna see how stupid stupid can get.

From other reviews i fought it was going to be awful, but now I see that those guys re just haters. This movie, was really funny and I loved it.

This is basically a PowerPoint with the same cgi shots over and over again. The plot is completely incomprehensible and like...bad. It's bad. Really bad. I'm actually wondering if Evan is doing all of this to launder money because looking at his filmography, it's all this way.

Couldn't tell you what the characters were named, couldn't tell you what the plot was. There's not a single thing in this "movie" that is an actual movie. It's an hour of monologuing and the worst script I've ever heard. It wasn't even funny in a bad way, it was literally just bad. This website requires more words so I'll keep rambling, much like this movie. Doesn't even deserve a 1.

This movie is plainly just really fantastic. The script is fantastic, and is really emotionally powerful. Also, it is directed by one of the greatest people in modern cinematography, Evan Tramel. The voice acting is also fantastic and really nicely done. For some reason this movie has been recived poorly, but ignore those haters. This movie is a must-watch.

I'm not sure if the script or the cinematography was worse. This abysmal concoction of scenes featured the same shots of cats and dogs repeatedly, with different words played over the top. Not even an attempt at quality in any aspect, though the cover art was appealing enough for my four year old to be intrigued. Please, love yourself and skip this movie. You deserve better.